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[Baron Von Crowder]

It was even more of a turn on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

[bird_dog0347]

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

So I says... even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jack-hammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to somethin resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clause's tummy-tum?

[Baron Von Crowder]

So I says... even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jack-hammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to somethin resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clause's tummy-tum?

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled,
Had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And
Then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

[Juiced4v]

Nice cars.

What cars?

[racrguy]

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled,
Had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And
Then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

You have no idea how difficult it is to polish the one eyed gopher while holding a half gallon of moo juice going 70 miles an hour in an eighteen wheeler.

I had no idea missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?