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It got away.
My cousin.
My cousin.
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Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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You are lucky it broke the line. No net, no boga grip, and you sitting that high up on the embankment with no easy chance of getting down to the water's edge to land a large fish without shit hitting the fan and the wheels falling off your otherwise flawless plan.Ronald Reagan:"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
Homer: "Bart...there's 2 things I know about women. Never give them nicknames like "jumbo" or "boxcar" and always keep receipts...it makes you look like a business man."Comment
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I went diving with a whole crap ton of them out in Florida. Most boring fish ever, they just kinda chill out in larges groups.Comment
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I wasn't even targeting GAR I was using a slab spoon for stripers. Then this big mofo came along only had 30LB test line. First I thought a bass had hung me up but than it started pulling back very hard. It broke the surface and then I realized it was about a 5ft gar. I sat down on the concrete embankment not to get pulled in. Fought for a little bit and it snapped my line. I hat gar but love to shoot them
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Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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Boring fish my ass. I fucked with a small one once thinking that I could just grab it and it opened up my hand faster then a REALLY pissed off cat. I bled all over the place while being laughed at by a bunch of teenage girls.Originally posted by JC316 View Post
Soap; where exactly were you two fishing?Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Actually just those run off's on highway 80 by forney. I just tagged the vid trinity river for laughs.Originally posted by svo855 View Postsigpic🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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The hell with trying to land it on shore, just start walking backwards and pull that fucker out.
"We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham LincolnComment
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Dude honestly I wanted to bring it in Close enough to bust a cap in it's ass. Because it spooked everything.Originally posted by asphaltjunkie View PostThe hell with trying to land it on shore, just start walking backwards and pull that fucker out.sigpic🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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Rocket surgery?Originally posted by Baba Ganoush View PostFtfy
It's not rocket surgery....
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Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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They may be all docile and shit in the water, but put one in a boat and see what happens. I was diving one night in the Red River and thought a log was floating by me until I saw the fin on it. I fired my handy spear gun at it and my uncle advised me I had better be able to walk on water if I had hit that big bastard.Whos your Daddy?
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is fun shooting those with a bow and arrow
we do it frequently
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Maybe they don't like being one upped? Seriously though, you tried to grab one, that's your problem, most wild animals don't take kindly to that. The only unprovoked attack I have ever had underwater came from a freaking perch in clear springs.Originally posted by svo855 View Post
Of course, I am sure a megalodon swallowed, then shit you out whole, while you were collecting gold and artifacts from a fleet of lost Spanish galleons.
Anyway, here is some video that my sister and I shot of these terror fish.
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