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[Craizie]

It's the whole itchy beard thing on my lower back that bothers me. Other than that his portly stature keeps the body heat nicely comfortable.

David

Aww. I always wanted to see what it was like to be the little spoon.

[cobrajet69]

Aww. I always wanted to see what it was like to be the little spoon.

Eh, it's not what it's cracked up to be. Sean over promises and under delivers.

David

[Buick355]

Eh, it's not what it's cracked up to be. Sean over promises and under delivers.

David

But you love that ginger beard tickling the back of your neck.

[cobrajet69]

Back of my neck? Hell that pigmy would have to step on a ladder.

David

[Craizie]

Back of my neck? Hell that pigmy would have to step on a ladder.

David

Does the carpet match the drapes?

[helosailor]

[cobrajet69]

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Dunno

The little munchkin shaves.

David

[Craizie]

I shave for the same reason I only date midgets.

[BMCSean]

I'm 6'2 and it makes it really awkward to spoon with Sean.



David

Eh, it's not what it's cracked up to be. Sean over promises and under delivers.

David

Oh, well fuck you buddy!

[cobrajet69]

Oh, well fuck you buddy!

While I'm sure that's a really enticing offer, the other Sean is stupid jealous. Plus he owns a chainsaw, so there's that.

David

[BMCSean]

While I'm sure that's a really enticing offer, the other Sean is stupid jealous. Plus he owns a chainsaw, so there's that.

David

Only one chainsaw? What a loser!

[bird_dog0347]

I'm 6'2" and I work with a female dwarf.... She hit me in the side one day to get my attention after not noticing her while talking to another co-worker.
I bent down to her level.... and loudly, and firmly said No! as I pointed my finger at her.

Boy did she not like that.

Y'all mother fuckers are burying the lead here... I laughed WAY too hard at this.

[Craizie]

Y'all mother fuckers are burying the lead here... I laughed WAY too hard at this.

This woman is married with 2 kids and in her 40's.... I'm 32.

I nick named her "Lil bit". When she finally asked me why I came up with that.... I said cuz you're a little bit of a person, and I bent down and booped her nose.

She didn't see the humor in that one either.

[silverhatch]

This woman is married with 2 kids and in her 40's.... I'm 32.

I nick named her "Lil bit". When she finally asked me why I came up with that.... I said cuz you're a little bit of a person, and I bent down and booped her nose.

She didn't see the humor in that one either.

You sir are my leader.

[Fastback]

I have never booped a dwarf. What was it like?