Random PICTURE of the day thread *KEEP IT WORK SAFE*

[barronj]

An irony that parallels my post is this little diddy- I took Ride Fare (a ride sharing co) home on Thursday night because I was too buzzed to drive home safely. I took another Fare back to my truck the next day, hopped out, trotted off to my truck without realizing I'd left my keys in the Fare's prius. I turn around and he's gone. I file a report of a lost item on their site. Nothing happens. Wife lost the spare. I call a locksmith who charges $160 to come out and cut a new key for the truck. Basic key with chip, but no other functions, doesn't even unlock the doors, just starts the truck (i have keyless entry though, but if battery died, I'd be fucked, again). Saturday, hit up customer support again, nothing. Sunday ditto, Monday ditto, Tuesday ditto. I'm losing hope. I scour their web site and find an address where drivers are instructed to return lost items, so I go there. Nada, they've moved, and the receptionist doesn't know where they've been, only has a web address to give people. I go to the address, it gives me two choices- sign up to drive or report an issue b/c I'm a driver. I signed up to drive, got a meeting with them within 30 minutes, found their new address, walk in to the interview and tell them my story. They called my driver, he had my keys, and was 10 minutes away. I don't know if i'd have ever gotten them back otherwise.

TLDR, lost keys in cab and had to become a cabbie to get keys back.

[Ratt]

An irony that parallels my post is this little diddy- I took Ride Fare (a ride sharing co) home on Thursday night because I was too buzzed to drive home safely. I took another Fare back to my truck the next day, hopped out, trotted off to my truck without realizing I'd left my keys in the Fare's prius. I turn around and he's gone. I file a report of a lost item on their site. Nothing happens. Wife lost the spare. I call a locksmith who charges $160 to come out and cut a new key for the truck. Basic key with chip, but no other functions, doesn't even unlock the doors, just starts the truck (i have keyless entry though, but if battery died, I'd be fucked, again). Saturday, hit up customer support again, nothing. Sunday ditto, Monday ditto, Tuesday ditto. I'm losing hope. I scour their web site and find an address where drivers are instructed to return lost items, so I go there. Nada, they've moved, and the receptionist doesn't know where they've been, only has a web address to give people. I go to the address, it gives me two choices- sign up to drive or report an issue b/c I'm a driver. I signed up to drive, got a meeting with them within 30 minutes, found their new address, walk in to the interview and tell them my story. They called my driver, he had my keys, and was 10 minutes away. I don't know if i'd have ever gotten them back otherwise.

TLDR, lost keys in cab and had to become a cabbie to get keys back.

Wow, that's fucking ridiculous!

[Big Dad]

[Big Dad]

[naynay]

Wow, that's fucking ridiculous!

cliffs?

[Craizie]

See TLDR

[DON SVO]

cliffs?

Damnit, I mixed up the avatars and was about to write, "shit, don't act like Rodney! Read the damn thing you lazy fuck!"

... Then I realized it was Rodney.

True story.

[Ratt]

cliffs?

Left car keys in cab. Cab drove off. Went to cab office, was no longer there. Went to website, signed up to be a cab driver. Went to interview and told them he was only there to find his keys. They called the driver who brought keys back.

[naynay]

Left car keys in cab. Cab drove off. Went to cab office, was no longer there. Went to website, signed up to be a cab driver. Went to interview and told them he was only there to find his keys. They called the driver who brought keys back.

lol nice!

**that response is about the extent of text i am willing to read in one setting, so thank you sir.

[LS1Goat]

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[helosailor]

[helosailor]

[War Machine]

More like 3 dollars on pump 7

[helosailor]

More like 3 dollars on pump 7

They'd be lucky if the rest of the $10 was even that much.

[War Machine]

They'd be lucky if the rest of the $10 was even that much.

Oops I miss read, picture is funnier now