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One of the houses that I have to go to myself for certain reasons has an adolescent female kangaroo that lives in the back yard. The lady that owns it said that it will be as tall as me and 200lbs once she is done growing. Right now she is as cute as hell and loves to eat pasta TV dinners and chips. I am not looking forward to the day she decides to try to kick my ass.
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Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein. -
Of course SVO has a story involving a kangaroo.I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.
Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.Comment
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I also have pictures that I will post of my friends daughter petting the thing. If you live near Preston Hollow you can come see it for yourself; the home owner doesn't mind me bringing people by to see it. PM me if you are interested.Originally posted by LANTIRN View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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When i worked for the railroad one of our train crews hit a kangaroo heading towards Denison. It got out and was in the middle of the tracks, conductor reported it to the dispatcher and the crew was immediately drug tested when they arrived. It was true and UP had to pay for hitting it.Originally posted by LANTIRN View PostYou remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.Comment
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I am waiting for the story on how the female roo tries to sleep with SVO but he isn't into Aussies.Comment
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Better yet. I will send pics to anyone who PMs me their number before 4:30 pm today. I will be at the house a few hours from now and will get some pics while I am there.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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We want pictures alright, but not of no fucking Roo...Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View PostOriginally posted by SilverbackComment
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In for kangaroo pornOriginally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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I don't doubt you at all. Hell Texas is the large cat capital of the world, people own some crazy ass animals in Texas, there used to be an ostrich./emu farm in North Richland Hills back in the day.Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View PostComment
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"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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Awww snap!Comment
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Also, I have SVO's cell phone number now, bitches!"these are pics from this summer"
" I can not find her right now. She likes to hide unless you bring her potato chips and crinkle the bag to call her. She may also be inside the house. I will be back again on Friday and will try for some pics then. You can post the pics that I sent to you"
"You may want to mention that they are the pics I sent to you""If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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A local vet had one escape and it got into a pursuit with the Midland Sheriff.
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