BF3/4

[IHaveAMustang]

OH man E.G. is the BEST!

Motorcycles plus CTF = Brilliant EA. Their netcode and invisible trees/rocks still suck, but by far the best expansion since A.K.

I only play it on hardcore mode.I like to camp the enemy flag with suppressed M417 and pop guys as they try to return our flag...usually get 4 to 5 kills before the flag resets.

[roliath]

I'll be playing tonight, End Game!

[Mike]

I got drunk and forgot about posting this.

[lowthreeohz]

I might be on later

[Unicorn Jeff]

I'm on... waiting for assholes to get on. But I'm on PC.

[Mike]

Anyone on? I've been drinking all dAy and need to get my k/d ratio on check

[Sleeper]

Im ready to play tonight. I can finally talk a little.

[NTexas_V-Star]

Yeeeeeaaaahhhh....

I would definitely have to listen to it the next day, while sober, to make sure it's suitable to post.

We talk a metric shit ton of shit.

Hell, one night my little brother allowed his chick out of the kitchen and onto his XBOX live account. She was bitching about how he doesn't handle the cooter to her liking, so we all proceeded to give her advice to tell him. At some point the conversation became an interrogation on her grooming and hygiene.

Once I get pretty toasted, all kinds of shit gets said. You might even get to hear me serenading the group with my lovely voice. Cobraman played a blues riff and I rambled on for a good 6 minutes in a gravelly voice. It was pretty fucking funny. We definitely should've recorded that.

The Cunnilingus Quotes. That was a good night. The guitar action had me fucking rolling, I remember having to mute my mic a couple of times.

We do talk a lot of shit.

[Snatch Napkin]

start recording your gameplay and include your mic, I have. we say a lot of stupid shit when we play.

Yeeeeeaaaahhhh....

I would definitely have to listen to it the next day, while sober, to make sure it's suitable to post.

We talk a metric shit ton of shit.

Hell, one night my little brother allowed his chick out of the kitchen and onto his XBOX live account. She was bitching about how he doesn't handle the cooter to her liking, so we all proceeded to give her advice to tell him. At some point the conversation became an interrogation on her grooming and hygiene.

Once I get pretty toasted, all kinds of shit gets said. You might even get to hear me serenading the group with my lovely voice. Cobraman played a blues riff and I rambled on for a good 6 minutes in a gravelly voice. It was pretty fucking funny. We definitely should've recorded that.

[roliath]

There's no telling what you would hear if we got recorded.


When we're in a seriously awesome game that reeeeeaaaaalllllyyyy requires teamwork it gets incredibly intense, which generally builds into gibberish screaming in which cops should get called for a welfare check.

start recording your gameplay and include your mic, I have. we say a lot of stupid shit when we play.

[Snatch Napkin]

There's no telling what you would hear if we got recorded.


When we're in a seriously awesome game that reeeeeaaaaalllllyyyy requires teamwork it gets incredibly intense, which generally builds into gibberish screaming in which cops should get called for a welfare check.

[roliath]

A friend mine was secretly recording me while we were playing bf3. This is me when I play video games. Sleeper you're in some of these clips!

Disclaimer: I'm not racist. I just like racial slurs!

www.soundboard.com/sb/JeffPlaysBF3

hahahahaha

this is fucking great!

[Sleeper]

Haha that was me. He ran past me. I told them im was camping like a bitch.

[hunt4m3x]

Lmfao, F this game. Done that.

[Baba Ganoush]

Lmfao^^ that's some good shit.

"I was behind the...... thing!"

I like the random "I was camping like a bitch..."

Sounds like my typical game chatter. I can't quit playing after a loss either, or I'll just be pissed for hours. I have to always end on a high note.