I believe the only legal form of self defense in the UK is to phrase a verbal response that is both polite and grammatically proper. "Begging your pardon good sir, but would you be so kind as to cease beating me vigorously about the head and shoulders?"
							
						
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^Originally posted by helosailor View PostI believe the only legal form of self defense in the UK is to phrase a verbal response that is both polite and grammatically proper. "Begging your pardon good sir, but would you be so kind as to cease beating me vigorously about the head and shoulders?"
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Unless you're a criminal.:wink1:Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View PostAdolfo, I told you defending yourself is not legal in Europe, you dummy. If someone tries to rob me in Europe in a few weeks, I'll have to beat them to death with my hands since that's the only legal weapon I believe you can possess.
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Watch out for the headbutts.Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View PostAdolfo, I told you defending yourself is not legal in Europe, you dummy. If someone tries to rob me in Europe in a few weeks, I'll have to beat them to death with my hands since that's the only legal weapon I believe you can possess.Half of history is hiding the past.
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Its not that bad in central london. So when you get here you probably wont have to beat someones ass to death. Unless you go to Stratford, or Southall where youd be the only white guy in a 1km^2 radius.Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View PostAdolfo, I told you defending yourself is not legal in Europe, you dummy. If someone tries to rob me in Europe in a few weeks, I'll have to beat them to death with my hands since that's the only legal weapon I believe you can possess.First hand witness at the failure of public healthcare.
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Any chance of getting it back? Or is it headed for the smelter?Originally posted by Mr_Fiux View PostAfter a quick laugh and not even a slap on the hand they confiscated the knife and made me sign a piece of paper agreeing for the confiscation. All in all this police state has pissed me off for a bit. Although I am having a blast. I wanted to take this all on video but they didn't let me, I asked since they were public servants, and still said no. : (
LMAOOriginally posted by helosailor View PostI believe the only legal form of self defense in the UK is to phrase a verbal response that is both polite and grammatically proper. "Begging your pardon good sir, but would you be so kind as to cease beating me vigorously about the head and shoulders?""Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey
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I haven't been to Europe, but in Montreal it is the same thing. No knives, mace, pepper spray...ect..ect... I felt like a statistic waiting to happen.Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View PostAdolfo, I told you defending yourself is not legal in Europe, you dummy. If someone tries to rob me in Europe in a few weeks, I'll have to beat them to death with my hands since that's the only legal weapon I believe you can possess.Can't beat them, Join their NEW message board !!
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I was reading today on the evening post that a man was held for questioning, for stabbing a home intruder to death.
Here: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standa...ed-to-death.do
I like the fact that the newspapers are free here, but the fact that I cant defend myself in my own home after some asshole breaks in to either rob me or kill me, quite frankly scares the living shit out of me.First hand witness at the failure of public healthcare.
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thats crazy. if i was in Canada or UK for an extended amount of time, i'd buy this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO8G5zsQohgCan't beat them, Join their NEW message board !!
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Free newspapers? Are you sure they're free?Originally posted by Mr_Fiux View PostI was reading today on the evening post that a man was held for questioning, for stabbing a home intruder to death.
Here: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standa...ed-to-death.do
I like the fact that the newspapers are free here, but the fact that I cant defend myself in my own home after some asshole breaks in to either rob me or kill me, quite frankly scares the living shit out of me."When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
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