Mikhail Kalashnikov is...

[Moose242]

... not dead, but he turned 94 today.

I plan on punching out earlier than that, but any man that markets guns and vodka (yes, he has a brand of vodka) is a righteous dude.

[Denny]

He needs to pimp out teenage Russian chicks for the full trifecta

[Sean88gt]

He needs to pimp out teenage Russian chicks for the full trifecta

If Kalashnikov's girls fuck as good as his guns fire for such an affordable price, I'm in!

[helosailor]

If Kalashnikov's girls fuck as good as his guns fire for such an affordable price, I'm in!

[phaux]

That dude just keeps tickin

[David]

Happy birthday to that guy.

[red89notch]

If Kalashnikov's girls fuck as good as his guns fire for such an affordable price, I'm in!

I'll pass, they will most likely have loose tolerances and a gelatin like body.

[Bputacoma]

I'll pass, they will most likely have loose tolerances and a gelatin like body.

But its good for a Moscow like Winter....