Don't put empty magazines in your carry on

[Sean88gt]

If I could nut in my pants on command, it would be golden, right there.

Just pop a cialis and fluff while in line.

[Denny]

Or eat a couple cans of pork and beans a few hours before check in. Make sure they give you a pat down and just bust ass the whole time, especially when they go behind you and do the rear crotch check. Blast one right in their face!

I think it's a compliment to the Dutch, though.

[ceyko]

I'm still waiting for my first grope. I swear I'll start moaning while pumping my hips in the air.

I got one over Christmas/Hunting season. Frankly, I'm used to them from my time overseas. The most annoying part is them not just doing it and being done with it. The explain every damned step and waste your damned time. All I wanted to do was get a damned beer and some breakfast.

[IHaveAMustang]

If I could nut in my pants on command, it would be golden, right there.

Or eat a couple cans of pork and beans a few hours before check in. Make sure they give you a pat down and just bust ass the whole time, especially when they go behind you and do the rear crotch check. Blast one right in their face!

STOP IT! STOP!!

I'm trying to eat breakfast here, you guys are killing me!

[KBScobravert]

I was held for my ballistic vest, helmet and binoculars. Yo'd figure they know me by name by now.

When I brought my body armor from Afg to Irq all I did was give them a color copy of my passport after I pulled my items off the belts in dubai. I tried to go through the scanner with them to leave the airport and they caught them. "sir, sir, armor?" Damn it. Now I don't sweat it anymore I just take a copy with me to hand them. I will be bringing my stuff back to the states this trip in May since we can no longer have our own personal vests.

[KBScobravert]

I think it's a compliment to the Dutch, though.

If only my coworkers were Ducth, I would be getting applause instead of disgust for my protein enriched diet.

[BP]

I wouldn't even use luggage that's been in the same room as a fired weapon. I try to avoid giving underqualified, bored and overpaid people with way too much authority any excuse to harass me.

[Nash B.]

Last time I went through an airport, I couldn't even carry-on my grenade belt buckle because "it looked too realistic."

[LANTIRN]

Last time I went through an airport, I couldn't even carry-on my grenade belt buckle because "it looked too realistic."

That's retarded, but doesn't surprise me. At this point it's almost expected....

[KBScobravert]

Last time I went through an airport, I couldn't even carry-on my grenade belt buckle because "it looked too realistic."

But the sad thing is and I posted this over on the other site while I was sitting in the terminal waiting to board and international flight. There was a white lady, mid 50's knitting with these big ass fucking daggers in her hands. Those needles had to have been 10" long and looked pointed not even blunt at the end. She was sitting out in the open like it was nothing. Meanwhile my fingernail clippers got tossed into the TSA "take home peoples free shit" box.

[LANTIRN]

None if the security measure mean dick now that they are putting explosive breast implants in women so they can walk anywhere, dressed any way, even be searched, and still blow you up.

[matts5.0]

iv flown with live rounds, pockets knifes, etc and never had a problem.. guess im lucky

[LANTIRN]

iv flown with live rounds, pockets knifes, etc and never had a problem.. guess im lucky

You are. I got stopped because I had a wrench one time.
Hell, I got questioned because I had a bag of change that they had to search.

[LANTIRN]

Hell, when I was going through customs in Bahrain I was the only one that got searched, everyone else they just waved on thru, and I'm not even sure the metal detector was on becuase my belt buckle, keys, and boots did not set it off. Everyone that got waived thru was Saudi, Bahrainian, Emerites....Emeritian.....Emeritican....fuck, they were all camel jockeys, and last time I checked there weren't too many Americans trying to blow up air planes.

[KBScobravert]

None if the security measure mean dick now that they are putting explosive breast implants in women so they can walk anywhere, dressed any way, even be searched, and still blow you up.

Getting a C4 titty through is only 1/3 of the needed components to an IED. Still need a trigger and detonator. If the C4 titty has the detonator and a rf reciever in it those will set off the metal detector and a hand wand.

you say "now that they are"; where did you read this? Just curious.