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  • #61
    Originally posted by Racewerx View Post
    Damn! you will get involved in a text conversation like that at 2AM from a dead sleep???
    I am used to going from dead sleep to wide awake since I keep myself on call 24/7 as an insurance agent.

    Had he not called to wake me up, I wouldn't have ever heard the initial text and slept right through it all.
    Originally posted by Vertnut
    I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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    • #62
      Wow, that is just insane. Sorry the loser contacted you. You're just so popular. On a side note- he may have thought that you put out like your sister.

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Laura07 View Post
        Wow, that is just insane. Sorry the loser contacted you. You're just so popular. On a side note- he may have thought that you put out like your sister.

        Yeah that's what it is.... I'm SOOOOOOOOO popular, and thank god because I have been losing sleep from not knowing if I was or not, until now.

        He could have thought that I was like my sister I suppose, except he knows that I've never been anything like her. We are complete polar opposites.
        Originally posted by Vertnut
        I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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        • #64
          Possible catfight brewing? Too early to tell, but I sense undertones...

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          • #65
            Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
            He could have thought that I was like my sister I suppose, except he knows that I've never been anything like her. We are complete polar opposites.
            She's like a polar bear!

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            • #66
              Originally posted by talisman View Post
              Possible catfight brewing? Too early to tell, but I sense undertones...
              Was wondering the same thing. The gave that vibe.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by talisman View Post
                Possible catfight brewing? Too early to tell, but I sense undertones...
                Cool, JITB in 15 minutes. I can bring the whip cream, anyone want to bring the jello and a make-shift ring?

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by jluv View Post
                  She's like a polar bear!
                  knee still bothering you?
                  Originally posted by BradM
                  But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                  Originally posted by Leah
                  In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
                    You MIGHT want to reconsider that request. She's uglier than a minotaur's ass.
                    Pics or we don't believe you

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by td4087 View Post
                      Pics or we don't believe you
                      I've seen her, and I wasn't going to say anything, but Kim is spot on. I wouldn't fuck her with The King's dick and Paladin pushing.
                      Originally posted by BradM
                      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                      Originally posted by Leah
                      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                      • #71
                        Crazy.......I'm sure this punk will change his number soon!
                        Originally posted by Da Prez
                        Fuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!
                        Originally posted by VETTKLR


                        Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Juiced4v View Post
                          Crazy.......I'm sure this punk will change his number soon!
                          I'm surprised the DFWMustang fanfare hasn't occurred yet with his number being posted...
                          "Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                            knee still bothering you?


                            roflcopter!!!

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                              Cool, JITB in 15 minutes. I can bring the whip cream, anyone want to bring the jello and a make-shift ring?
                              Don't have a ring but can bring a kids pool and lots of baby oil.

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                              • #75
                                OMG, this had me rolling..

                                "Me: and just so you know....You are the anti-poon"

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