Dating....Should I or should I not?

[junior]

Pretty enough? Sure.

Smart enough? I would say you probably have a decent enough head on your
shoulders.
Breath? Well, you did quit smoking black and milds. You're probably good.

Boobs? They have to be out of your shirt before we can answer honestly.


Now that we've gotten that out of the way. I like the "keep fucking until someone falls in love."

Post like thAt are why your my hero.

[Snatch Napkin]

The TV remote always comes through in a squeeze for me when im lazy & just want to stick it in & lay there while her rabbit does the rest

Damn fellah!!


<-----Remember to bring bacterial wipes if I ever hang out with you.

[talisman]

What the hell are you talking about wife/gf swap? Only member I ever knew of doing that shit was Fred and C

Oh the names I could throw into the mix...

[MutherjuggZ]

Oh the names I could throw into the mix...

me too LOL

[Snatch Napkin]

Oh the names I could throw into the mix...

Hell, I'm in the far east and could contribute.

[mustang_marc]

I was talking to a crazy woman one time on some online dating site about a year ago. We went back and forth for a day or two until I got this crazy message from her. It was enough to make me run and never look back. She told me she had a crazy day and I asked her to explain and she responded with this:

Well, I warned you! ha ha. Ok, so here's what I've been dealing with:
My son has ADHD & highly functioning aspergers, so we go monthly for a med check to make sure he's gaining wait & all that. I was on Medicaid/Chip until recently so they go to the same docs who take at least 2 hrs per appt. That's just waiting. So, today was that day.

I got a DWI a few months ago, but blew under the limit. I've been dealing with that once/month since & my court date is tomorrow. I'm HOPING they make me an offer. I had a cold that night & was on pseudoephedrine, benadryl, plus a couple of drinks. It's an insanely expensive lesson to learn, but I'm working on it.

I just finished a psychological evaluation and started therapy. Mild PTSD, anxiety, stress, anger...largely stemming from my marriage. Had some issues with getting my anti-anxiety (ie Prozac) pills.

My babygirl's bday - I got home about 6:40, keep remdinding the kids to eat their pizza so we could have dessert and open gifts. The kids fought & threw fits over the Leapster...at 8pm, their bedtime. So they went to bed without brushing teeth and once they were down, I ran to Walmart to get meds.

So, yeah I'm drama free. Actually, I get pretty frazzled from the stress which is drama, but I dearly hope to get it under control.
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So that crazy lady had kids that were 5 and 3 and she admitted to leaving them alone (asleep) while she ran to WM to get meds. She also had anxiety and other disorders. I'm glad she told me that stuff on day 2 and not 2-3 months down the line. Now, I just stick to real world dating. You gotta watch out for this stuff!!!

[SEB]

Damn fellah!!


<-----Remember to bring bacterial wipes if I ever hang out with you.

I didnt know batterys from the remote had so many germs! Just bring beer instead

[SEB]

Oh the names I could throw into the mix...

Mix it up! Lets get a hint

[MutherjuggZ]

I'm betting she's bored as all fuck and she hasn't made it to the store for new batteries.

SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!!! I have a large quantity of duracell backups for all sorts of things at the house

Oh & long hair that looks healthy is a big thing too & WHITE WHITE STRAIGHT TEETH, If they have jacked up teeth. Im out

My hair is down to my ass... that long enough? Nothing I can do about the teeth thing, they're straight enough and I have them cleaned every 6 months whilst brushing thrice a day.

The TV remote always comes through in a squeeze for me when im lazy & just want to stick it in & lay there while her rabbit does the rest

When all else fails, nab remote batteries. That's old school SEB

[Grimpala]

Oh the names I could throw into the mix...

me too LOL

Hell, I'm in the far east and could contribute.

Well let's get to contributatin.

[Wicked98Snake]

In all seriousness, I don't date in the part of my life because I'm a mother first and foremost.

Some have been lucky to find that rare special person and blend families nicely, but my experience with my last relationship tore my children in two. We moved 200 miles away to be with this man and weren't there 90 days before all his bullshit boiled to the surface and we moved back to DFW.

Kids aren't guinnea pigs, and I won't pull them in and out of relationships like that. I won't attempt to find something serious for that reason alone.

I completely understand that. My GF and I were together for over a year before I met her son for this exact reason. We have been together for 4 years now and I've never been happier. There are good people out there but they are few and far between, don't let previous people condemn future relationships.

Now I know this is not really a serious thread so I will end with

[SEB]

When all else fails, nab remote batteries. That's old school SEB

Good to know im not the only one guilty LOL

[MutherjuggZ]

Well let's get to contributatin.

I can say unequivocally... NOT ME!

[Your Name Here]

Well let's get to contributatin.

Oh shit!!! I just fucked up LOL

[Frank]

In all unseriousness, this shirt will ensure you get plenty of quality dates.

http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/fuck-t-shirts/I%20fuck%20on%20the%20first%20date!.htm