Fathers, what are you doing for your children's mother for Mom's Day?

[sosoe]

Last year I got her an automatic push lawnmower. You could've sworn she won the lottery when I gave it to her.

Lol

[idrivea4banger]

Lol

It was a craftsman to boot too. She had an old one that was giving her a hard time to push around. She doesn't like buying anything new so I surprised her with the new one. She had no idea they made mowers like that. She cut the lawn that same day just to show it off.

[openroadracer]

i am going to buy her a dildo and a vacuum cleaner. if she doesn't like the vacuum then she can go fuck herself.

[mystic96]

I was kinda surprised Walmart didn't have any baby-momma's day cards

[scootro]

I was kinda surprised Walmart didn't have any baby-momma's day cards

they have 'em they in the spanish section!

[78X]

i am going to buy her a dildo and a vacuum cleaner. if she doesn't like the vacuum then she can go fuck herself.

Vagina vacuum?

[rcstang88]

Going to let her cook breakfast for me and wash my clothes!

[SSMAN]

Making her move out.

[carbd89sleeper]

I got my wife a spa day and I am gunna pee in her butt !

Golden Showers!!!

[Venom]

I was kinda surprised Walmart didn't have any baby-momma's day cards

On a side note. I was in Kroger yesterday browsing through the Mothers day cards and I found one that I really liked. When i looked closer at it there was a picture of a black woman on the front. Evidently they have an entire section dedicated to them. It's called Mahogany. I just had to shake my head as I put it down.

[Tyrone Biggums]

Prolly be up cookin' breffus. Woooo, woooo!

[carbd89sleeper]

Nothing!! Shes not my mom!!

[Racewerx]

I will finally acknowledge the children she birthed were indeed mine.

[mstng86]

I drew a picture of her. What do you guys think?

[dumpycapri85]

Golden Showers!!!

I said in her butt not on her butt . 78X , how do you know ? She may be into dat shit . I will ask and report back .