What the hell has happened to me?

[CRASH]

so you wont even drive 35 minutes to see your friends? fail.

No shit ! I've driven to many a Ft Worth GTG to see people that I hardly even liked ! LOL ! Just kidding,guys !

-Aaron

[32vfromhell]

so you wont even drive 35 minutes to see your friends? fail.

[Big A]

Paul dipped the tip?!

And risk pissing off his sugar momma? Not likely.

[Sean88gt]

Paul dipped the tip?!

[Ruffdaddy]

Your buddy got busted by his husband?

No the bachelorettes husband...Err soon to be. Not sure when the wedding was.

[dustin]

Go through her phone! That's how my buddy got busted by the husband for being the guy the bachelorette wanted as her farewell to having free reign over hard cock.

Your buddy got busted by his husband?

No strippers..but elvis showed up. Lost counts of the shots I had and am surprised that I dont have a bigger headache.

Paul was there? I guess the rumor about all male strippers being homosexual is true.

[scootro]

hey atleast your getting married without friends verses marriage and then lose all your friends because the wife hates them

[Smurfette]

No strippers..but elvis showed up. Lost counts of the shots I had and am surprised that I dont have a bigger headache.

[Ruffdaddy]

Go through her phone! That's how my buddy got busted by the husband for being the guy the bachelorette wanted as her farewell to having free reign over hard cock.

[Hunter]

...and for YOUR information, he didn't even cum inside her!

Lmao...pure greatness.

[stevo]

Did her chin and forehead smell of lightly scented fromunda cheese?

Stevo

[78X]

did she have a train run on her last night? That is what they do you know at bachelorette parties

[YALE]

You can't drive less than an hour for a bachelor party?

[Treasure Chest]

You've seen what happens at Bachelorette parties haven't you? At the very minimum she's going to have a gay man's cock and balls rubbed in her face, as he wistfully smiles at the newest male waiter. And maybe some heavy petting may even be involved. Good luck.

Fixed