Women with road rage

[Grimpala]

So you mean to tell me that if some ass-hole assaulted you on a highway, and you did everything you could to get away, yet they still pursued you to a stop and got out ready to fight, you wouldn't try to defend yourself? Steve handled that situation rather tamely in my book.

I think the chap was making an attempt at sarcasm.

[Ratt]

It's only driving on public streets. Don't take it so serious.

So you mean to tell me that if some ass-hole assaulted you on a highway, and you did everything you could to get away, yet they still pursued you to a stop and got out ready to fight, you wouldn't try to defend yourself? Steve handled that situation rather tamely in my book.

[Hobie]

The road raging woman seems to be dumber than the road raging man. Meaning, it takes an incredibly dumb woman to be the road-rage type. They tend to be at fault and have no clue as to the rules and etiquette of the road.

It's always some pos base model sedan that has scratches and bumps all over, missing at least one hubcap, no matter if it's from the 90's or a late-model car. Usually the windows aren't tinted, which makes it really easy to see her flipping you off. They are almost always fat and their car is always dirty.

When they flip me off as they cut me off it initially enrages me, but I figure they are single, live in a shit apartment with a couple cats, have shit credit, shit career, and spend their nights alone watching reality tv while eating lean-cuisine-microwave-dinners.

If that was my life I would probably go around hating the world too.

[Stunter Bob]

I like guiness better ... just sayin

World Records?

[MutherjuggZ]

Brilliant post. Geniuos even.

I like guiness better ... just sayin

[Grimpala]

Freudian slip? Haha.

On porpoise.

[Grimpala]

Brilliant post. Geniuos even.

Nice catch. I was multi-tasking and fat fingered the keyboard.

LMAO, I can't stop laughing at this!!

[Steve]

Don't be an overacheiver. This is DFWM, we hunt and kill anyone who is more inferior than us or tries harder than we do.

Freudian slip? Haha.

[lowthreeohz]

Brilliant post. Geniuos even.

[Grimpala]

OK, will do.

Don't be an overacheiver. This is DFWM, we hunt and kill anyone who is more inferior than us or tries harder than we do.

It's like with retards/geniouses. You gotta find the perfect middle so you aren't made fun of for posting drivel, but you're not so awesome that it makes the rest of us look bad, thereby forcing us to make fun of you for posting drivel.

[Steve]

OK, will do.

That's the spirit!

[mstng86]

LOL, dude, you're so weak it's amusing. You're newb trying so hard to be accepted you jump on ALL the bandwagon shit around here. At least attempt to be an original and get your own material. Hahaha.

OK, will do.

[Stunter Bob]

The only thing Road Rage pays, is the lawyer.

[Steve]

It's only driving on public streets. Don't take it so serious.

LOL, dude, you're so weak it's amusing. You're newb trying so hard to be accepted you jump on ALL the bandwagon shit around here. At least attempt to be an original and get your own material. Hahaha.

[MutherjuggZ]

This seems to be a common issue with bitches in DFW. I'm curious if they just act like cunts then drive off or how they would respond if a man stopped the car at a light and exited the vehicle in a rage.

I turned this poor dumb bitch's 15min ride home into a 45min period of brutal frustration because she wanted to act tough.

Some husband, somewhere needs to slap that dumb broad.

Good for you! I swear women don't know how the fuck to drive, myself included, but at least I listen every chance I get to men for instruction on vehicle handling and FOLLOW those suggestions since that's naturally their forte. Large numbers of my male friends that have been in a car with me have been impressed by my lack of dumbassery for the level of estrogen I possess.