I think my roommate is a...

[DTM_Motorsports]

Does that give the screen name "Skidmark" a new meaning?

[GE]

Apparently if he was making his post at 3:30am, he didn't close the deal with any of them. LOL.

[Chili]

Brien:

[ ] A closer

[Sean88gt]

You apparently have Adam as a contingency fuck.

[Skidmark]

This is some thread backfire!

[Big A]

This is some thread backfire!

Did you hit it? If not, your roomate made the rght choice.

[Skidmark]

You don't go out unless there is a 100% chance of getting laid?

[347Mike]

You don't go out unless there is a 100% chance of getting laid?

You didn't know everytime there is a dfwmustangs gtg there is a huge fuck party afterwards? I guess you never got those memo's!

[Sean88gt]

You don't go out unless there is a 100% chance of getting laid?

Uh....pretty much.

[Big A]

You don't go out unless there is a 100% chance of getting laid?

Not if I have three hot women wanting me to buy them drinks all night. "We got hosed tommy, we got hosed."

[Skidmark]

Uh....pretty much.

So, I hope you're not taking your mother out for Mother's Day.

[GE]

You didn't know everytime there is a dfwmustangs gtg there is a huge fuck party afterwards? I guess you never got those memo's!

You know, back in the day around here...

[talisman]

You know, back in the day around here...

Those records are sealed for another 60 years, Geoff!

[Sean88gt]

So, I hope you're not taking your mother out for Mother's Day.

So you went out with family members? You're trying to morph the type of going out. You took 3 females out in hopes of punching an ovary or 6 and lost the sale.

[Skidmark]

You don't go out unless there is a 100% chance of getting laid?

Uh....pretty much.

So, I hope you're not taking your mother out for Mother's Day.

So you went out with family members? You're trying to morph the type of going out. You took 3 females out in hopes of punching an ovary or 6 and lost the sale.

Negative. I'm curious if you're sad when your mother doesn't put out.