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  • diablo rojo
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    Originally posted by big a View Post
    if you gotta be that drunk to fuck her, maybe you shouldn't.
    this!!

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  • scootro
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    Originally posted by stevo View Post
    Kinda pasty, covered in a red sauce?

    Stevo
    Yes if you stab a pussy long enough everything will turn pasty and somewhat red

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  • appelingogt
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    whiskey dick blows cock

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  • stevo
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    Originally posted by GE View Post
    Anyone that can down 20 beers has a problem.
    Not everyone is a fairy that weighs a buck-oh-five...

    Stevo

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  • 347Mike
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    Originally posted by scootro View Post
    pool table=vagina rope=cock add them together, Dumbass! Haha I'm kidding
    Are you still drunk???

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  • scootro
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    Originally posted by 347Mike View Post
    He just said he doesn't have that problem so I am going to go out on the limb here (no pun again) and say, No, he doesn't know what your spaghetti-o is doing after the fine line is passed..
    pool table=vagina rope=cock add them together, Dumbass! Haha I'm kidding

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  • ThreeFingerPete
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    Originally posted by stevo View Post
    Kinda pasty, covered in a red sauce?

    Stevo
    and smells like old pennies.

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  • Big A
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    If you gotta be that drunk to fuck her, maybe you shouldn't.

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  • stevo
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    Originally posted by scootro View Post
    With a 6 pack everything works fine but once you go over that fine line everything turns into spaghetti-o's! You know what I am sayin?
    Kinda pasty, covered in a red sauce?

    Stevo

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  • GE
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    Anyone that can down 20 beers has a problem.

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  • 347Mike
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    Originally posted by scootro View Post
    With a 6 pack everything works fine but once you go over that fine line everything turns into spaghetti-o's! You know what I am sayin?
    He just said he doesn't have that problem so I am going to go out on the limb here (no pun again) and say, No, he doesn't know what your spaghetti-o is doing after the fine line is passed..

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  • scootro
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    Originally posted by 94form2000z View Post
    Bahaha Get ya some viagra if alcohol is damperin your blood flow / pressure down there.
    Happy to say I have no clue what that is like.
    With a 6 pack everything works fine but once you go over that fine line everything turns into spaghetti-o's! You know what I am sayin?

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  • 347Mike
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    Great! I was needing a thread like this! Can we get this to be a Sticky, please? No pun intended!

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  • 94form2000z
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    Originally posted by scootro View Post
    I need to rethink about my alcohol consumption! Saturday night was a rough one. NSMFA(not so much fun anymore)
    Bahaha Get ya some viagra if alcohol is damperin your blood flow / pressure down there.
    Happy to say I have no clue what that is like.

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  • Having sex after 20 beers is like playing pool with a rope.

    I need to rethink about my alcohol consumption! Saturday night was a rough one. NSMFA(not so much fun anymore)
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