Having sex after 20 beers is like playing pool with a rope.

[MutherjuggZ]

LMMFAO!! Love it!!

[MutherjuggZ]

Why would you want to do it after 20 beers anyway? Drunk sex is teh rox! Shit faced sex......can't say I've done that before.

I agree... drunk sex = excellent

shit faced sex = what did I do last night again? LOL

[lonestarstang00]

Times like this is when you should demand a blowjob. I suck at drinking Il throw up all over the bitch lol.

[scootro]

Did you at least immortalize the event with a cave painting?

J/k I'm probably older than you!

[Wicked98Snake]

i remember the first time i had sex and had to tell everyone about it! too bad we didnt have the internet back then.

god bless.

Did you at least immortalize the event with a cave painting?

J/k I'm probably older than you!

[ELVIS]

would that be a short story? lol..

very!!!!!!!!

god bless.

[scootro]

i remember the first time i had sex and had to tell everyone about it! too bad we didnt have the internet back then.

god bless.

would that be a short story? lol..

[ELVIS]

i remember the first time i had sex and had to tell everyone about it! too bad we didnt have the internet back then.

god bless.

[bcoop]

Funny how it affects everyone differently. I think I've only been so drunk that I couldn't get it up one time that I can recall. 99% of the time, if I'm fucking when drunk, i can go forever and never get off. It's very frustrating.

[Ratt]

Any questions answered after being placed in handcuffs are thrown out without Miranda.

You have the right to remain silent...

[Nash B.]

Any questions answered after being placed in handcuffs are thrown out without Miranda.

How does anybody know you've given them Miranda if there are no witnesses or anything recording it?

[Osiris]

It's illegal if he doesn't, right?

Any questions answered after being placed in handcuffs are thrown out without Miranda.

[Fern]

[71chevellejohn]

Does he handcuff you and scream out your Miranda rights as he poking it from behind?

It's illegal if he doesn't, right?

[Unicorn Jeff]

Osiris doesn't have that problem

Does he handcuff you and scream out your Miranda rights as he poking it from behind?