Public Restroom Paper Seat Covers

[347Mike]

WTF?! Why wouldn't you? It takes all but 2-3 seconds to lay it out. If you ask me the assurance knowing that my ass doesn't have to meet the previous persons sweaty ass is enough for me. People are fucking gross, period. If shit and piss can end up on the walls it sure as hell can end up on the seat.

[Denny]

WTF?! Why wouldn't you? It takes all but 2-3 seconds to lay it out. If you ask me the assurance knowing that my ass doesn't have to meet the previous persons sweaty ass is enough for me. People are fucking gross, period. If shit and piss can end up on the walls it sure as hell can end up on the seat.

Ya, this thread makes me realize just how many turtleheads are out there.

[78X]

My issue is what do y'all do to fight the dead legs you get afte sitting there a good 15 mins?

[Denny]

My issue is what do y'all do to fight the dead legs you get afte sitting there a good 15 mins?

Lean over the sink for a long handwash until you're ready to roll.

[Silverback]

I like the handi-crapper so I can hold the rails and put my feet up on the door to get real comfy

[347Mike]

I am with Monsoon-X on this one. If any of you bastards ask to use my toilet you are either going to the 7-11 where you can perform your un-normal bare ass to seat routine or you better have your own seat.

[Silverback]

I am with Monsoon-X on this one. If any of you bastards ask to use my toilet you are either going to the 7-11, where you can perform your un-normal bare ass to seat routine or you better have your own seat.

wait til someone leaves you a bathroom buddy!

[78X]

I will say the cushioned toilet seats are the best

[Broncojohnny]

This thread reminds me, I took my three year old son to Scarborough Faire two weeks ago and he has to go to the bathroom, We walk in and the first thing he does is try to reach into the urinal and grab the urinal cake. Thank God I caught him, lol. I think I scared the shit out of him when he went to grab it. Not long after, I was holding him up to stand up on the urinal and he pissed all down the front of his pants, so that visit was still a solid Waterloo style defeat for me.

[Silverback]

This thread reminds me, I took my three year old son to Scarborough Faire two weeks ago and he has to go to the bathroom, We walk in and the first thing he does is try to reach into the urinal and grab the urinal cake. Thank God I caught him, lol. I think I scared the shit out of him when he went to grab it. Not long after, I was holding him up to stand up on the urinal and he pissed all down the front of his pants, so that visit was still a solid Waterloo style defeat for me.

I can't haz urinal cake?

You can haz my piss pants!

[Denny]

Alan, you gotta just take him horizontal in those cases.

[Broncojohnny]

I can't haz urinal cake?

You can haz my piss pants!

Thank God we brought a change of clothes. He also had shit all over his ass because he likes to take a dump and wipe but not do a good job. Then he says his ass itches, I am like "really? I can't imagine why!?" lol

It is hours of entertainment with him, one of these days I can go around with shit all over my ass and just not care and I think I will have arrived at the winners circle of life when that day gets here.

[347Mike]

So holding him over the pisser is easier than bringing him into a stall? Lol

[Denny]

So holding him over the pisser is easier than bringing him into a stall? Lol

Scarborough Fair... that's not an option.

[Broncojohnny]

So holding him over the pisser is easier than bringing him into a stall? Lol

He actually doesn't like the stalls because he says they are too dirty. Usually someone has written their name in shit on the walls so I can't disagree. Besides, I would have to hold him up so he can stand on the toilet and that doesn't solve the piss on the pants issue anyway. You would think the Rennaissane Faire would have the midget urinals for the little jester midgets that were common at the time but hell no.