Now here's a little story, I gots ta tell

[0 GT 2]

The brew was in my hand,
and he was on my tip.
His voice was hoarse,
his throat was dry,
he asked me for a sip.

I think?

[openroadracer]

there was a girl,
in the little red shoes.
that smokes my stuff,
and drinks my booze.

she lost her cherry,
but that's no sin.
cause she still has the box,
that it came in.

[78X]

And my auntie said you are moving to LA!

[Geor!]

Shit, if it's gonna be that kinda party, I'ma stick my dick in tha mash potatoes!

[Nash B.]

And up from the ground come a bubblin' crude...

[V8tt]

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air,
I never thought I could feel this freeheehee


Name that sitcom into. WITHOUT Goggle!

[jluv]

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air,
I never thought I could feel this freeheehee


Name that sitcom into. WITHOUT Goggle!

Greatest American Hero.

[BLAKE]

Hahah!

I regularly have Beastie Boys lyrics wars with a friend at work.

This particular song, I know by heart.

[Baba Ganoush]

Shit, if it's gonna be that kinda party, I'ma stick my dick in tha mash potatoes!

Lmao

OOOOoooooh I'm on the run, the ops got my gun, and right a bout now its time to have some fun

[jefehbk]

OH MY GOD. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so BIG. She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys anyway?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute.
I mean, her butt, is just so BIG.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross.
She's just so ... BLACK!

[Slowhand]

OH MY GOD. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so BIG. She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys anyway?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute.
I mean, her butt, is just so BIG.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross.
She's just so ... BLACK!

What a disappointing non-contribution to this thread.

[jdgregory84]

I'm sure that this has already been said, but beastie boys music is for those who don't use their head.
No mind, no opinion, nothing worth it's weight in lead. So clean off all your spoons of the pure bullshit you've been fed.

[TENGRAM]

I'm sure that this has already been said, but beastie boys music is for those who don't use their head.
No mind, no opinion, nothing worth it's weight in lead. So clean off all your spoons of the pure bullshit you've been fed.

that was really, really terrible. I hope you did not just make that up yourself.. or, if you did, please tell me you were drunk.

[jdgregory84]

that was really, really terrible. I hope you did not just make that up yourself.. or, if you did, please tell me you were drunk.

Not drunk, just on a whim. Probably like most Beastie Boys lyrics. I actually didn't even think about it until I typed "I'm sure this has already been said, but the beastie boys are dead." Then I ran with it...like a retard carrying a hot plate.

[Slowhand]

I'm sure that this has already been said, but beastie boys music is for those who don't use their head.
No mind, no opinion, nothing worth it's weight in lead. So clean off all your spoons of the pure bullshit you've been fed.

Not sure where you're getting that. Arguably (and without much competition) the best musicians (read: musicians) in the history of mainstream hip-hop.