I killed Tom!

[The King]

True. I don't remember what I hit, but I think it was a dove. Or the size of a dove.

I had the displeasure of hitting a buzzard once as it lifted off from the tall grass in the shoulder of whatever highway it is that goes from Marshall to Karnack. The stories I'd heard about how they turn their head and look you in the eye in the instant before they smash into your windwhield, and how they hurl right before they breathe their last breath, were both true.

[Ratt]

I hit an owl in midflight with the antenna on a jeep. Talk about messy. He hit near the base of the antenna, and it cut him in half. Took a solid month for the smell to go away.

[Grimpala]

I hit a dog twice on two different occasions.

He was dead the first time I hit him. Was on the center line on a little two lane blacktop. Was in my old Nova, had the window down, arm out the window. At night, drifted over the line for a second while talking to a pass and BAM hit him square with the driver's front wheel. Blood/guts/hair all stuck to my arm. Gross ass shit to say the least, since he'd been dead for a day or so.

Fast forward three days and I'm cruising the same stretch and remembered the dog, so I drift to the shoulder to miss the mess and some fuckhole has moved the carcas to the shoulder. I hit him square with the pass side this time.

I cleaned dog stench out of my car for weeks.

[BERNIE MOSFET]

i hit a dog twice on two different occasions.

He was dead the first time i hit him. Was on the center line on a little two lane blacktop. Was in my old nova, had the window down, arm out the window. At night, drifted over the line for a second while talking to a pass and bam hit him square with the driver's front wheel. Blood/guts/hair all stuck to my arm. Gross ass shit to say the least, since he'd been dead for a day or so.

Fast forward three days and i'm cruising the same stretch and remembered the dog, so i drift to the shoulder to miss the mess and some fuckhole has moved the carcas to the shoulder. I hit him square with the pass side this time.

I cleaned dog stench out of my car for weeks.

lmao!

[suckerdin]

Buzzards don't

My mom hit a buzzard and it shattered her windshield.

This was in a 2001 Tahoe.

[The King]

My mom hit a buzzard and it shattered her windshield.

This was in a 2001 Tahoe.

The windshield of the pickup truck I was driving was shattered as well. It didn't completely cave in though, so I was able to drive back to FTW as long as I didn't go above 50 mph or so on I-20.

I always honk the horn if I see them ahead in the road or on the shoulder pecking on something dead, so they won't get startled and do something stupid, but the grass was so tall in this case that I never saw it until it (slooooowly) lifted off.

[78X]

Buzzard hit my truck mirror once and broke the damn mirror off


Hitting Garfield last night was just a thud thud

[SouthernSVT]

I'll never forget a mini van in front of my cobra hitting a possum on the way to PK lake (at least I think it was a possum). It bounced under the van a few times before launching completely over my windshield. Left a trail of blood, guts and sticky fur in a line all the way over the car.

As far as my truck goes it's lifted with big tires. So animal gets the option of duck or squish.

[78X]

Pics or it didn't happen.

here it is-

[SouthernSVT]

It does kinda look like Garfield. Skinnier, but that's expected after a car squishes your guts out.

[redrocket5.0]

Not the O.P.'s run-over cat, but these pics might serve as a satisfactory substitute.







Found it frozen to death (???) in an abandoned house last February.....possibly gnawed by mice or rats.

Chupacabre did this. I know it.

[grove rat]

i hit a full grown racoon at 75mph

only reason i was sad was because i had to pay $118 for a new radiator

[90GT50]

A squirrel played chicken with my wheel once, he lost. I had a good splatter of blood on my car after that. It was pretty awesome.

[A+]

Not the O.P.'s run-over cat, but these pics might serve as a satisfactory substitute.







Found it frozen to death (???) in an abandoned house last February.....possibly gnawed by mice or rats.

cocaine is a hell of a drug