Sean88gt Going Away Party 7/9 Back 9 in Addison

[Leah]

It's not my fault I'm a better writer and drinker than you are!

Don't be jealous!

Bwahahahaha! This is going to be great!

Mike could be the guy in the van, with vadertt being the weirdo tech guy as comic relief.

Make me a psychiatrist so I can prescribe the pillz!!111

[Rick Modena]

It would work if Tarantino directed it. It would just need a DRAGON in there somewhere.

FIXED!

[bcoop]

It's not my fault I'm a better writer and drinker than you are!

Don't be jealous!

pfffftttt on both counts! I can drink you under the table. The difference, you remember everything the next day. While I try to figure out where my car is, who that is in bed next to me, and search for that fucking cat that shit in my mouth again.

[Leah]

pfffftttt on both counts! I can drink you under the table. The difference, you remember everything the next day. While I try to figure out where my car is, who that is in bed next to me, and search for that fucking cat that shit in my mouth again.

Fucking stellar!

[Nash B.]

And how the squirrel died.

[Sean88gt]

Who's going to spring bail?

[talisman]

pfffftttt on both counts! I can drink you under the table. The difference, you remember everything the next day. While I try to figure out where my car is, who that is in bed next to me, and search for that fucking cat that shit in my mouth again.

YOU can drink ME under the table? Whoa, wait a second here. Did you really just throw that down?

[Silverback]

I'd fuck you if you talked to me dirty enough.


How in the fuck does Eric get the pussy magnet role? Really? Hank Moody? Eric? Sure, he's cynical and all. But, lmao. And there could be no good cop/bad cop. Only bad cop/worse cop.

Just must not watch rescue me. Imagine hank moody but with a fireman testosterone rush. Hes very much the womanizer too, just usually too drunk to remember most of his romps. He falls into more pussy than an 80 year old cat lady with a limp who lost her glasses.

[Sean88gt]

I say this night ends with Brent and Eric spooning in the corner.

[bcoop]

YOU can drink ME under the table? Whoa, wait a second here. Did you really just throw that down?

I didn't say I wanted to. But yes. Easily.

[Rick Modena]

I didn't say I wanted to. But yes. Easily.

Sounds like a shallange...

[bcoop]

I say this night ends with Brent and Eric spooning in the corner.

As long as he's the little spoon, that makes him gay. Right?

[talisman]

I didn't say I wanted to. But yes. Easily.

Get your buck fifty ass outta here! Any time you want to round up a couple of liters of Woodford you just let me know! We'll need to have a big audience for this!

[Silverback]

I rank the level of drunkability like this..

Me
Michael Brau
Marty
Brent
Eric

[Sean88gt]

As long as he's the little spoon, that makes him gay. Right?

Technically he has to push back.
And you'll need a stool.