Bcoop....!!

[99Shestang]

No I'm saying that I wouldn't take a chick like Lindsay home to meet my parents. They think I deserve better.

Stop trying to start stuff, Lindsay is a nice girl

WTF?? Why wouldn't you take me to meet your parents? You don't know me that well!

[Silverback]

WTF?? Why wouldn't you take me to meet your parents? You don't know me that well!

Hey, I think you're a very pretty girl, this wasn't meant to be offensive.

And I don't think you're not good enough for me. They do

[99Shestang]

Hey, I think you're a very pretty girl, this wasn't meant to be offensive.

And I don't think you're not good enough for me. They do

Pffft... ALL parents like me. And... I've been around here LONG enough to not take offensive to anything said on this site.

[bcoop]

Pffft... ALL parents like me. And... I've been around here LONG enough to not take offensive to anything said on this site.

In that case.....


Can I shit on your chest?

[Silverback]

Pffft... ALL parents like me. And... I've been around here LONG enough to not take offensive to anything said on this site.

Alright, so I talked to mom, and she said you could take me to dinner, but I'm supposed to be on my best behavior, only have one glass of wine, and tell you that I am not the kind of guy who puts out on a first date, so if those are your intentions, you need to look elsewhere.

[bcoop]

Alright, so I talked to mom, and she said you could take me to dinner, but I'm supposed to be on my best behavior, only have one glass of wine, and tell you that I am not the kind of guy who puts out on a first date, so if those are your intentions, you need to look elsewhere.

Your mom must be on her third bottle of the day....

[99Shestang]

Alright, so I talked to mom, and she said you could take me to dinner, but I'm supposed to be on my best behavior, only have one glass of wine, and tell you that I am not the kind of guy who puts out on a first date, so if those are your intentions, you need to look elsewhere.

Sorry, I don't like the mommas boy type of men.

[99Shestang]

in that case.....


Can i shit on your chest?

nooooooooooooooooooooo

[Stunter Bob]

Wanna move to Utah and be one of the wives Lindsay? HAHA

[Silverback]

Sorry, I don't like the mommas boy type of men.

But when she dies I inherit a bunch of money!

[99Shestang]

But when she dies I inherit a bunch of money!

I have my own money.....

[Silverback]

I have my own money.....

so when's dinner?

[Tyrone Biggums]

In my best Got Boost? voice...

That's uncalled for, he's got a beautiful baby boy now and is trying to turn his life around...

[Doug Hatton]

Just fell of my chair... LMAO!

In that case.....


Can I shit on your chest?

[Leah]

I AM the stunt cock, you dick!

LOL!

In that case.....


Can I shit on your chest?

Annnnd, there it is.