Suicidal Armadillos

[papapepper]

I've almost creamed 2 of these little idiots on the way into work in the last 2 weeks. I've also seen several scattered all over north Green Oaks. Are they having a population explosion in this area or have I just never noticed before? They don't move very quick. I think the next time I'm going to stop, scoop the little bastard up and give my border collie a new playmate.

Funny. I did that about a week ago. Pulled up to the atm and one of those suckers came right up to me so I just scooped him up and threw him in the back of the truck. Dogs have fun for about an hour with him.

[talisman]

It would be cool to have as a pet as long as he was disease free.

Sort of like a woman?

[Wicked98Snake]

Sort of like a woman?

Sure as long as it's a deaf mute woman who rolls up into a ball when scared!

[Jimbo]

Sure as long as it's a deaf mute woman who rolls up into a ball when scared!

Perfection.

[yellowstang]

Suicidal Armadillos would be a good band name!

[Silverback]

Collect those suckers!!!

[JC316]

I've almost creamed 2 of these little idiots on the way into work in the last 2 weeks. I've also seen several scattered all over north Green Oaks. Are they having a population explosion in this area or have I just never noticed before? They don't move very quick. I think the next time I'm going to stop, scoop the little bastard up and give my border collie a new playmate.

They don't see well at all, which is probably why they get run over so easily. As for not moving quick, I beg to differ. Those little fuckers store a 100 shot under that armor and they use it if you scare them.

[Taylor]

Apparently they are a delicacy to some of our southern neighbors. My old rat terrier caught one bigger than he was. They are fucking UGLY up close.

[Ratt]

MY freshman year at Texas State (South-West Texas) University, I was drunk (surprise!) and outside smoking a cigarette with a buddy in the rain. We spotted one running through the parking lot and proceeded to chase it across campus for the next thirty minutes. Having no success, we went back to the dorm and printed out flyers that read: "MISSING: ARMY DILLON. If you see our friend Army Dillon, please call room 820. He looks suspiciously like an armadillo!"

We posted the flyers in the elevators, and several on each floor, and the next day got what seemed like hundreds of calls telling us they didn't see an armadillo, but they did see two drunk ass freshman running around campus screaming at something they were chasing after, lol.

Man, I had some good times back then

[Taylor]

MY freshman year at Texas State (South-West Texas) University, I was drunk (surprise!) and outside smoking a cigarette with a buddy in the rain. We spotted one running through the parking lot and proceeded to chase it across campus for the next thirty minutes. Having no success, we went back to the dorm and printed out flyers that read: "MISSING: ARMY DILLON. If you see our friend Army Dillon, please call room 820. He looks suspiciously like an armadillo!"

We posted the flyers in the elevators, and several on each floor, and the next day got what seemed like hundreds of calls telling us they didn't see an armadillo, but they did see two drunk ass freshman running around campus screaming at something they were chasing after, lol.

Man, I had some good times back then

Is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd7I1IVYZWM

[carbd89sleeper]

Sure as long as it's a deaf mute woman who rolls up into a ball when scared!

Do mute women actually exist?!?

[helosailor]

I'm surprised you didn't pick one up and send it to your ex old lady as a pet. Don't those things carry leprosy?

I have seen more of them this year as well. Yes, they can carry bacteria and disease.

yes they do but you probably wont get it unless your realy sick.

Found this:
15% of wild armadillos in southern Texas and Louisiana have been found to be infected with Mycobacterium leprae.

I heard on the news that the first ever confirmed case of a human contracting leprosy from an Armadillo had recently occurred.

Either way, I'm not handling one without some serious leather gloves.

[Wicked98Snake]

Do mute women actually exist?!?

We can only hope

[32vfromhell]

MY freshman year at Texas State (South-West Texas) University, I was drunk (surprise!) and outside smoking a cigarette with a buddy in the rain. We spotted one running through the parking lot and proceeded to chase it across campus for the next thirty minutes. Having no success, we went back to the dorm and printed out flyers that read: "MISSING: ARMY DILLON. If you see our friend Army Dillon, please call room 820. He looks suspiciously like an armadillo!"

We posted the flyers in the elevators, and several on each floor, and the next day got what seemed like hundreds of calls telling us they didn't see an armadillo, but they did see two drunk ass freshman running around campus screaming at something they were chasing after, lol.

Man, I had some good times back then

how high were you?

[Ratt]

Is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd7I1IVYZWM

No sir. I'm skinny, can't grow facial hair, and don't pretend to be the redneck Steve Irwin.

how high were you?

Not high, but extremely wasted and probably had taken an ambien before hand.