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So as a lot of you know, I'm a membership counselor at 24hour fitness and about 9:50pm today this young black dude comes in wanting a 7 day pass. First he says "You know, so I can try it out and see if I like the gym." Then all he wants to see is the dry sauna. After I show it to him, he finally tells me why he's really there. He has a piss test in a little over a week and he wants to sit in the sauna for about an hour a day to sweat out whatever THC is left in his system. I thought it was pretty funny. People are too damn open about their personal lives.
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He's Jesus. Damn were fucked.Originally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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It's the nice way they say membership sales.Originally posted by Denny View Post"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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Ah, gotcha.Comment
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At least he was honest...Big Rooster Racing
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He is going to fail his test. He should have studied.
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He counsels fat people into getting membership they will use for a month but pay for a whole year.Originally posted by Denny View Post
<--Has a membership that hasn't been used in the last 2 months.
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Do the 3 year, it's a way better deal. I pay well under $30 a year now. Even if I only go a couple of times a month I'll still use more than $2.50 worth of soap, water and clean towels. That and it's all clubs, I've used their facilities on trips before when the hotel shower sucked or I was camping. That and in case I ever have a water outage or power failure, I still have access to hot water.Originally posted by GrayStangGT View PostHe counsels fat people into getting membership they will use for a month but pay for a whole year.
<--Has a membership that hasn't been used in the last 2 months.Comment
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get a real job!Comment
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What a dumb ass99 Mustang Project JSTA2V
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And I thought what I told you was confidential.
Thanks for putting it on a message board you douche.Comment
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Actually we push month to month a LOT more than the 1-3years. Its more money for us if they stay and less money for them if they do end up not using it and needing to cancel.Originally posted by GrayStangGT View PostHe counsels fat people into getting membership they will use for a month but pay for a whole year.
<--Has a membership that hasn't been used in the last 2 months."Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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Do you mean under $30/mo?Originally posted by BP View PostOriginally posted by BradMOriginally posted by LeahComment
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No, it's $27 a year to renew after the first 3 years. It was like $695 up front for 36 months, 5 PT sessions and a bunch of their protein bars. Then it's $27 a year after that forever, with a possible 3% annual increase. All clubs except for the Super Plus, or whatever the really big ones are they don't have here.Originally posted by bcoop View PostComment
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