Yale and racrguy's 'Welcome back to Texas' and Don's Bday party 8/6 FNH

[VaderTT]

The Wright Brothers had to crash and burn a few times before they achieved flight. Tell him to get to practicing and build on the failures.

True dat! I told him, you gotta take your licks before you can be da champ.

[Treasure Chest]

I tried to motorboat Jen, but her tits smelled like Don's cigar. YAK!!!

1) The whole place was enveloped in smoke; we all smelled like Don's cigar.

2) You never got close enough to my tits to even give them a noticeable side glance.

3) You were either gentleman enough to focus on my eyes when we did speak...or you're gay.

[idrivea4banger]

This pic is.... Interesting.

Chili: "Thius pizza isn't gunna orduurr iself!"

Leah: "I'm sorry!!"

[jluv]

Good times! Amazing that I managed to stay out of the pics.

[Nash B.]

Yup... Aren't you in the same boat? Fat women don't count do they?

Wrong on both counts.

First, I cleared my 24th birthday by a few months, easy. Second, fat women DO count; in fact, they count extra.

[helosailor]

Good times! Amazing that I managed to stay out of the pics.

Not hard to do when you're 4'7" and as dark as the midnight sun.

[Binky]

Not hard to do when you're 4'7" and as dark as the midnight sun.

4' 7"??? Wtf was he wearing? Elevator shoes?

[Nash B.]

4' 7"??? Wtf was he wearing? Elevator shoes?

He was standing on Don's shoulders.

[Rick Modena]

3b) or you're gay.

I'll take number three b, what do I win???

[03trubluGT]

1) The whole place was enveloped in smoke; we all smelled like Don's cigar.

2) You never got close enough to my tits to even give them a noticeable side glance.

3) You were either gentleman enough to focus on my eyes when we did speak...or you're gay.

1) No shit. That place stunk, but you should have seen Don in the bathroom. The urinals were taken (ok, they were really too high for him) so he goes into a stall. You can't see his head, so it looks like the shitter is belching smoke from a 4 alarm fire!!!

2) I kept a respectfull distance.

3) I'm the farthest thing from gay, I just don't need trouble at a bar, or anywhere else. If you weren't married, I'd faceplant dem bishes!!!

[03trubluGT]

I'll take number three b, what do I win???

I'm only gay for you Henry. Come sit on my lap!!!

[Leah]

3)If you weren't married, I'd faceplant dem bishes!!!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure neither one of them mind.

[Snatch Napkin]

1)

3) I'm the farthest thing from gay, I just don't need trouble at a bar, or anywhere else. If you weren't married, I'd faceplant dem bishes!!!

I understand where you're coming from, but we're a pretty badass team with an amazing amount of trust.

She'll tell you if you're stepping over the line. Real damn fast too.

[Treasure Chest]

1) No shit. That place stunk, but you should have seen Don in the bathroom. The urinals were taken (ok, they were really too high for him) so he goes into a stall. You can't see his head, so it looks like the shitter is belching smoke from a 4 alarm fire!!!

2) I kept a respectfull distance.

3) I'm the farthest thing from gay, I just don't need trouble at a bar, or anywhere else. If you weren't married, I'd faceplant dem bishes!!!

There wouldn't be trouble, it's all good fun. If we didn't have a strong relationship, he would've left my happy butt at the bar and gone home with Don's sister.
That said, you owe me a motorboat at the next gtg.

[03trubluGT]

Chili: "Thius pizza isn't gunna orduurr iself!"

Leah: "I'm sorry!!"

I think you have the facial expressions backwards. It looks like Leah is about to take a bite out of Chili's arse!