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  • jdgregory84
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    How to tell the same joke three times and it still not be funny.

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  • stevo
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    Anyone know how to tell a woman "suck the dick until it stops throbbing" in romanian? She is so close, yet so far.
    817-714-8528

    Stevo

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  • jdgregory84
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    Originally posted by Denny View Post
    Anus... it's the other vagina.
    Anus. Prison for vagina.

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  • Wicked SVO
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    Originally posted by 01yz2nv View Post
    "Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!"

    "He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money."
    Rounders! lol great movie quote

    -k

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  • Denny
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    Anus... it's the other vagina.

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  • jdgregory84
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    Originally posted by downshift_me View Post
    I have a vagina and I'm not quite that bored.....
    Gross. A dude with a vagina?

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  • 01yz2nv
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    "Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!"

    "He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money."

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  • downshift_me
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    Originally posted by stevo View Post
    Dude, call this motherfucker, he has called back like ten times, he never gets enough about how I'm squirting my load down his mom's throat.

    817-714-8528

    Stevo
    I have a vagina and I'm not quite that bored.....

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  • stevo
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    Shit, give me a sec, I'll have a new sig....

    817-714-8528

    Stevo

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  • jdgregory84
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    Your mom jokes. Clever.

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  • stevo
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    Dude, call this motherfucker, he has called back like ten times, he never gets enough about how I'm squirting my load down his mom's throat.

    817-714-8528

    Stevo

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  • downshift_me
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    Originally posted by stevo View Post
    I want to verify his mother almost sucks the sack dry, not fully though.

    817-714-8528



    Stevo
    If she's over here I can guarantee she does. Hell, he probably does, too....

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  • stevo
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    I want to verify his mother almost sucks the sack dry, not fully though.

    817-714-8528



    Stevo

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  • downshift_me
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    Fuck off, Găozar.


    Stephen, tell Rachel I said, "hello." :-)

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