Something about chicks in Mini Coopers

[talisman]

Haley was a good looking woman. I think the next future Mrs Ex-Talisman is going to have to have one. S Type not required, but appreciated. I'm going to make this hypothetical womans ovaries incandescent.

[Steve]

LOL @ Eric. Dude, you're a recently divorced middle aged male in America. Any chick, driving anything, looking at you is going to give you a gleam in your eye. You should have tried to bang half of DFW by now.

[Silverback]

I had a Jetta for a few months.... Does that turn any of you on?

speaking of, anyone remember that chick Anubis from the old board with the Jetta?

[bcoop]

speaking of, anyone remember that chick Anubis from the old board with the Jetta?

LOL! What? Like in the back of a Volkswagon?

[talisman]

LOL @ Eric. Dude, you're a recently divorced middle aged male in America. Any chick, driving anything, looking at you is going to give you a gleam in your eye. You should have tried to bang half of DFW by now.

Bull fucking shit. I'll be celebate for a year before sticking my hot dog in some porker or moonbarker.

[Steve]

speaking of, anyone remember that chick Anubis from the old board with the Jetta?

How those two fit in the back of a Jetta I'll never understand.

Which brings up a good point, Eric is tall as hell, how in the hell is he going to bang a chick in a car he probably can't even fit in? lol.

[Mike]

bull fucking shit. I'll be celebate for a year before sticking my hot dog in some porker or moonbarker.

lmgdao!

[Mike]

How those two fit in the back of a Jetta I'll never understand.

Which brings up a good point, Eric is tall as hell, how in the hell is he going to bang a chick in a car he probably can't even fit in? lol.

He'll have to find on that drives a Counrtyman!

[Steve]

Bull fucking shit. I'll be celebate for a year before sticking my hot dog in some porker or moonbarker.

Wow, I have to say your restraint is rather impressive. Most guys after divorce want to grudge fuck anything they can get their cocks near. lol.

[talisman]

He'll have to find on that drives a Counrtyman!

That implies she has kids. Out!

[Baron Von Crowder]

Let's throw in the Yugo and Fiero while we are talking about pieces of shit.

[trblshooter]

Bull fucking shit. I'll be celebate for a year before sticking my hot dog in some porker or moonbarker.

HAHA, you just haven't lived until you've done some Hoggin.

[Steve]

That implies she has kids. Out!

It also implies she definetely puts out!

[trblshooter]

Wow, I have to say your restraint is rather impressive. Most guys after divorce want to grudge fuck anything they can get their cocks near. lol.

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[talisman]

Wow, I have to say your restraint is rather impressive. Most guys after divorce want to grudge fuck anything they can get their cocks near. lol.

Contrary to most of this site, I have standards, GRANTED as minimal as they may be!