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  • #121
    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    You can just text it to me if you don't want to be the bad guy.
    I fucked her. Hell.... Lumberg fucked her.
    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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    • #122
      Originally posted by talisman View Post
      You can just text it to me if you don't want to be the bad guy.
      Not gonna happen.
      Originally posted by PGreenCobra
      I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
      Originally posted by Trip McNeely
      Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
      dont downshift!!
      Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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      • #123
        Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
        Not gonna happen.


        Wink wink nudge nudge, of course!

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        • #124
          you guys...

          "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
          "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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          • #125
            Originally posted by Junioropolous07 View Post
            Ha, end of convo.
            We should change your name to Cpt. Krylon.


            Thanks for providing so much fail

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            • #126
              Stop texting me, assholes. I've gotten 3 texts asking for her number, 3 asking what's going on and 2 more thanking me for the drama. I haven't copulated with that chick in several months. She's got a fiancee now, geez. Have some respect.
              Originally posted by PGreenCobra
              I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
              Originally posted by Trip McNeely
              Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
              dont downshift!!
              Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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              • #127
                Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                Stop texting me, assholes. I've gotten 3 texts asking for her number, 3 asking what's going on and 2 more thanking me for the drama. I haven't copulated with that chick in several months. She's got a fiancee now, geez. Have some respect.
                Does she atleast look better than the pic she posted?
                www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                • #128
                  Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                  Stop texting me, assholes. I've gotten 3 texts asking for her number, 3 asking what's going on and 2 more thanking me for the drama. I haven't copulated with that chick in several months. She's got a fiancee now, geez. Have some respect.
                  Fucking awesome!

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                  • #129
                    I just texted asking you for a good suggestion on a midget to wear a sombrero full of chips and salsa for a party asshole, no need to get snippy!

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                    • #130
                      Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                      I just texted asking you for a good suggestion on a midget to wear a sombrero full of chips and salsa for a party asshole, no need to get snippy!
                      Listen ho, JLUV has the 411 on that deal.
                      Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                      I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                      Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                      Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                      dont downshift!!
                      Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                      • #131
                        So does she have that FIRE PUSSY!!!
                        GOD BLESS TEXAS
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                        Seb's high class.
                        He'll mow your grass.
                        He'll kick your ass.
                        And while his kidney stones pass,
                        He'll piss in a glass!

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                        • #132
                          Originally posted by mustangguy289 View Post
                          Does she atleast look better than the pic she posted?
                          Ehhh yeah kinda. We were both hammered, but I was willing to lower my standards. It was an ugly night... no pun intended.
                          Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                          I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                          Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                          Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                          dont downshift!!
                          Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                          • #133
                            Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                            Stop texting me, assholes. I've gotten 3 texts asking for her number, 3 asking what's going on and 2 more thanking me for the drama. I haven't copulated with that chick in several months. She's got a fiancee now, geez. Have some respect.
                            Several months? how quickly did they get engaged? Gheez.

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                            • #134
                              Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                              Several months? how quickly did they get engaged? Gheez.
                              Apparently right before this thread was posted???
                              Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                              I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                              Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                              Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                              dont downshift!!
                              Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                              • #135
                                Going to be late to work now, shit!

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