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**appelingogt** · 09-28-2011, 07:26 PM

no...you say "tonite, in bed..." before you read it

**TEAMJACOB** · 09-28-2011, 07:28 PM

And my soy sauce is for you
I can stick it in your shoe

**Geor!** · 09-28-2011, 07:29 PM

I just threw one away. It said something along the lines of "Now is not a good time to seek the help of others."

Fucking figures.

**DON SVO** · 09-28-2011, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post

Fortune cookie.....who add "In bed" after they read their fortune cookie. Try it if you haven't. You'll get a good laugh.

Stick to making caking!

**Cannon88** · 09-28-2011, 07:32 PM

Confucius say, "that not chicken."

**lincolnboy** · 09-28-2011, 07:41 PM

Bored. Just figured I'd make something thread. This X factor is boring.

**Ted** · 09-28-2011, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post

And my soy sauce is for you
I can stick it in your shoe

I can kick you. Higher than you can kick me

**TEAMJACOB** · 09-28-2011, 07:43 PM

I can kick you way up into a tree

**stevo** · 09-28-2011, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by Cannon88 View Post

Confucius say, "that not chicken."

Stevo

**helosailor** · 09-28-2011, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post

And my soy sauce is for you
I can stick it in your shoe

Originally posted by Ted View Post

I can kick you. Higher than you can kick me

Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post

I can kick you way up into a tree

Fucking excellent!

**TEAMJACOB** · 09-28-2011, 09:49 PM

Lol. I was going to post it if no one else did. Lmao off
Everybody in the phone book name chang
Wanna see me wang
Wilo

**Ratt** · 09-29-2011, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by helosailor View Post

Fucking excellent!

lmao. i have the cky trilogy on dvd.

And he's saying guai lo. It means white ghost in Cantonese and is an ethnic slur towards white people.

**01vnms4v** · 09-29-2011, 07:48 AM

It's always "in bed"

**Junioropolous07** · 09-29-2011, 08:14 AM

"Everything will soon come your way"..in bed

fortune cookie