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10-11-2011, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by SEB View Post

Not sure where you from. But I have yet to ever see a woman hang Xmas lights on a house!

Ever seen a woman tap out from an armbar?
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#62

10-11-2011, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by Denny View Post

My wife does when I'm overseas.

She want a job LOL!

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#63

10-11-2011, 09:44 AM

Originally posted by Mike View Post

Ever seen a woman tap out from an armbar?

You wear that shit out like 16 yr in his first stang does tires. Cant you come any better then that. Man I know your wife has to get bored with you!!! Maybe I should come trim the hedges!

GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
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Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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#64

10-11-2011, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by Mike View Post

Ever seen a woman tap out from an armbar?

When a woman taps, I usually pretend I don't notice so I can hear the whining. It make me feel like a bigger man. It really works too.

Originally posted by SEB View Post

She want a job LOL!

You would fire her for quality control reasons.
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#65

10-11-2011, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by SEB View Post

You wear that shit out like 16 yr in his first stang does tires. Cant you come any better then that. Man I know your wife has to get bored with you!!! Maybe I should come trim the hedges!

You wouldn't be interested. She isn't fat, or crazy.
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#66

10-11-2011, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by Mike View Post

You wouldn't be interested. She isn't fat, or crazy.

pics?

god bless.

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#67

10-11-2011, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS View Post

pics?

god bless.

I made her up.
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#68

10-11-2011, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by Mike View Post

You wouldn't be interested. She isn't fat, or crazy.

I told you I have standards! I wasn't referring to your wife!

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Seb's high class.
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He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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10-11-2011, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by Mike View Post

I made her up.

ala wierd science? she was hot!

god bless.

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#70

10-11-2011, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by SEB View Post

I told you I have standards! I wasn't referring to your wife!

Wait

Originally posted by SEB View Post

You wear that shit out like 16 yr in his first stang does tires. Cant you come any better then that. Man I know your wife has to get bored with you!!! Maybe I should come trim the hedges!

What?
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#71

10-11-2011, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by Whiteboy View Post

Bring it faggot. I owe NO ONE!

(quote=Toretto) I never knocked on NO ONE! (/quote)

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...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.
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#72

10-11-2011, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by Mike View Post

Wait

What?

Exactly you idiot. Just like you said, Are you the guy who mows lawns While its in my Sig? Do you see anywhere I mentioned your wife in that post? Other then her being bored with your same ass antics

GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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#73

10-11-2011, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by Mike View Post

Wait

What?

I think he is volunteering is cock services.

I am not 100% sure though.
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#74

10-11-2011, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS View Post

pics?

god bless.

He wont post pics. He already knows the shit he will get. Im sure she is Butterface!

GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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#75

10-11-2011, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by Car-less Chris View Post

Why dont you talk shit in person to me..

Originally posted by ELVIS View Post

why did teamjacob delete his post refering to "why so you can come eatme and steal from me"?? crawfishin???????????????????

god bless.

LOL at dumbfuck noob twilite fag stammering like a baby after getting called out by Carless Chris.
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