Family Lost In Corn Maze Calls 911

[SS Junk]

You are a dunce

You've done it now...

[Mike]

You've done it now...

I didn't know your family was vacationing in Mass.

[46Tbird]

You are a dunce

Cobraman, you gonna let him passive aggressively disrespect you like that?!

[Pro88LX]

Seriously!!

However, the only difference would have been my dad grabbing a 32oz. Old Milwaukee.

I can still see him wearing his blue over-alls with no shirt, braided pony tail that went to his ass, and a beard that split and went over his shoulders from riding his bike.

What a drastic change he has made from back then. He looks like a fine-upstanding citizen with his Coors light, clean haircut, and trimmed beard.

HAHA! Right on!

[Treasure Chest]

Hate to see what he does if the toilet overflows...or his wife puts potato peelings down the garbage disposal on Thanksgiving day.

[downshift_me]

Hate to see what he does if the toilet overflows...or his wife puts potato peelings down the garbage disposal on Thanksgiving day.

A long time customer called my pops on Thanksgiving many years ago, because he "clogged" his toilet and couldn't quite figure it out. That was one expensive service call.

[Treasure Chest]

A long time customer called my pops on Thanksgiving many years ago, because he "clogged" his toilet and couldn't quite figure it out. That was one expensive service call.

My first husband was this way. I can't tolerate being with a man who's less mechanically inclined than his wife/girlfriend.

[spederman]

911, really, what a bitch. They should have arrested him for wasting 911/police time for something so fucking stupid like being lost in a kids event. And then revoke his man card, nice example you set for your kids/family as being the man of the house. what a fucking nancy

[ELVIS]

My first husband was this way. I can't tolerate being with a man who's less mechanically inclined than his wife/girlfriend.

if the ladies dont find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

god bless.

[Binky]

My first husband was this way. I can't tolerate being with a man who's less mechanically inclined than his wife/girlfriend.

Met a girl at her apt for a first date, she was upset that she'd clogged her sink up and the disposal wasn't working and didn't want to wait on a plumber. Rolled up my sleeve, pulled out the chunk of detritus and the sink drained and disposal worked. Washed my hands and we went on with a great evening - no big deal. it wasn't until a few weeks later that I found that one act was what sealed the deal for her. She'd never dated anyone that had any basic utility around the house.

[ELVIS]

Met a girl at her apt for a first date, she was upset that she'd clogged her sink up and the disposal wasn't working and didn't want to wait on a plumber. Rolled up my sleeve, pulled out the chunk of detritus and the sink drained and disposal worked. Washed my hands and we went on with a great evening - no big deal. it wasn't until a few weeks later that I found that one act was what sealed the deal for her. She'd never dated anyone that had any basic utility around the house.

did you roto root her?

god bless.

[mstng86]

Met a girl at her apt for a first date, she was upset that she'd clogged her sink up and the disposal wasn't working and didn't want to wait on a plumber. Rolled up my sleeve, pulled out the chunk of detritus and the sink drained and disposal worked. Washed my hands and we went on with a great evening - no big deal. it wasn't until a few weeks later that I found that one act was what sealed the deal for her. She'd never dated anyone that had any basic utility around the house.

Story would have been better if there was a handj or bj after cleaning up your hands.

[JP135]

Officers quickly found the family... The family was uninjured.

Whew. That was a close one, kids!

What a puss.

[GhostTX]

Talk about pussification of America. 'Course it's in Taxachusetts, so I'm not totally surprised.

[Cobraman]

is he saying the article mispelled maze or did he mean to say maize maze?

Maize maze.

Dammit.