The older I get, the better the poops are

[Bassics]

I started taking fish oil for triglyceride counts, and let me tell you, it tames down even the most gnarly of turds. They shoot right out, with less plop than an olympic diver on a 10-pointer. The best part, assuming quality TP, no dingleberries!

[LS1Goat]

I started taking fish oil for triglyceride counts, and let me tell you, it tames down even the most gnarly of turds. They shoot right out, with less plop than an olympic diver on a 10-pointer. The best part, assuming quality TP, no dingleberries!

sunsweet prune juice has roughly the same effect.

[Sean88gt]

It's wrong to have a thread about shit, and nice crappers, and not mention Buccee's.


I tried the wipes a few times. I didnt like the cold wet asshole feeling.

You prefer the warm, freshly blown asshole feeling?

I'll do the wipes as well, depending on monday/texture.

[Torinoman]

i took three today, though i've found that diet impacts my poops more than anything. I think as most intelligent people age they tend to eat more healthy and there is your better poops... unless you mean that you enjoy them more as you age?????

[The King]

Poojitzu scale of rating your shit.

There are three main areas of rating shit.
1 to 10 then add all three together for final rating. A 30 is impossible because you would be split open bleeding covered in shit and passed out.

1) size (includes length and girth)

2)stink(a 10 peels off the wallpaper)

3)satisfaction

Thats about it.

In the first category (size) an automatic 10 should be awarded to a turd that is of such mammoth girth it stops up a standard toilet on it's own, without TP. The third category (satisfaction) would likely rate at or close to 10 following deposition of such a turd, so the only unknown would be the second category (stink).