Home Depot Challenge AKA "Home Depot Deathapalooza"

I forgot to add- Do peacock victory strut.

[John -- '02 HAWK]

Duct tape
+ Clear Plastic sheets
+ clear industrial adhesive
= Human fly paper

[Nash B.]

Black Spray Paint.

Black?

[Ruffdaddy]

1 candy bar
1 vacuum cleaner
1 riding lawnmower


Lure Steve into store with candy. Allow him to armbar all other opponents. Distract him by explaining features on new vacuum cleaner. Run him over with riding lawnmower while he is absorbed in his new versatile solution for modern floor cleaning.

Hahahahaha holy shit that was actually funny.

1 candy bar
1 vacuum cleaner
1 riding lawnmower


Lure Steve into store with candy. Allow him to armbar all other opponents. Distract him by explaining features on new vacuum cleaner. Run him over with riding lawnmower while he is absorbed in his new versatile solution for modern floor cleaning.

[Treybiz]

Black Spray Paint.
Claw Hammer
Hachet

[Torinoman]

1.saw
2.duffel bag
3.field behind the Homeland

I kid I kid!

wow.... thats dark

[Strychnine]

BTW-some of you are some really sick fuckers. lol

Naaaah, you should see some of the shit on the other site...

Two machetes duct taped to a forklift.

Q-SEE Multi-Tasking 19 in. LCD Monitor High Performance 16 Channel 1 TB DVR with 8 CCD Cameras
Model # QC40196-835-1

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/70/70dc0f0c-71da-4d3b-8096-e0243d1abf12_300.jpg

Set this up to monitor the store. Can stream the video from my smart phone, assuming I can use the store's internet connection. The cameras have nightvision.


Ramset TrakFast 6 Volt Cordless Nailer Kit
Model # 69600

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/c0/c0e9f7bd-a00f-4578-9fd1-b9ad92e32dbb_300.jpg

This for my weapon. Looks like it includes everything I need in one SKU.



Star Lumber LLC Deluxe 12 ft. x 8 ft. Cedar Storage Shed
Model # YS812S

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/32/3205f98e-00a2-4695-b3ab-6fecf57cb4db_300.jpg

And I guess a shed for my FOB.

A FUBAR

Let's roll.

Short handled, three tine, hand cultivator.
Machette.
Welder gloves.


Again, hide out and wait. The problem with that is you're likely to be facing the best equipped opponent. The good point is, hopefully he'll be tired. The bad point is, he'll be warmed up, pissed off, and have had some practice with his choice of implements.

It could be that a shovel would be hard to beat. I like the pair of mele weapons, though. Parry/grasp with the claw, and wack away with the blade.

[GrayStangGT]

First, I get a $500 gift card. Then I could buy more than 3 items.

No power equals no registers you lose

1. Motor oil
2. Gasoline
3. Matches

Pour and line my area floors with the motor oil. Dounce gasoline over my victim as he struggles to get up from the oily floor. Light motherfucker on fire. Victory dance my way to the gardening section for flowers to lay over his ashes.

no Gasoline at HD

1. Chain Saw
2. Container of Premix gas
3. Coke

Same

can i choose the hotdog cart that is always outside home depot/lowes as one of my items?

god bless.

Read the Rules, hot dog don't have bar codes, but they are delicious

Or three day laborers from the parking lot to fight for me?

Best idea yet, hopefully you can find 3 with bar code tattoos

Chainsaw on a stick
Chainsaw on a stick
a roll of ductape

Tape those bad boys together and go at it darth maul style.

Once again no gas at HD


Now, I think I would find a good hiding spot on a top shelf and let the majority kill each other off.

1. 500ft roll of rope
2. Hatchet or Claw Hammer
3. Package of Ceramic tiles.

I will hit them over the head with a tile than swing down and finish them off with the hatchet.

[Ruffdaddy]

Really long 220V chord
Wire strippers
Rubber suit

I would fry anyone I could. Energize everything around me like metal shelves, poles, etc...and lurk around pushing people into their death. I may have to exchange wire strippers for a conductive solution.

[Leah]

BTW-some of you are some really sick fuckers. lol

[80coupe]

1.saw
2.duffel bag
3.field behind the Homeland

I kid I kid!

[Leah]

can i choose the hotdog cart that is always outside home depot/lowes as one of my items?

god bless.

Or three day laborers from the parking lot to fight for me?

Bazinga!

[Mike]

I'll have to think about this. I'll be hiding in a deep freeze while I come up with ideas.

[helosailor]

They don't sell gasoline at Home Depot. Just saying.

They sell plenty of other things that would work even better. Tiki torch fuel, acetone, denatured alcohol, paint thinner, turpentine, etc.

I'd take:
a bug sprayer
turpentine
a barbecue/fireplace lighter (one of the long lighters)