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  • #91
    Originally posted by motoman View Post
    He can't rape the willing.
    Unless he buys me drinks, he's not getting lucky!

    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    Californication, Season 4, episode 4.
    Gotcha.

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Chili View Post



      My Bronco gets about 10 mpg, that's 2 gallons round trip. That would leave me $6 to account for wear and tear, fixed costs like insurance, registration fees, tires and maintenance, and for my time (about 45 minutes round trip).

      You're gonna need to think about all of these things if you ever start your business!
      I think about them plenty, but I'm not trying to cover a year's worth of expenses in one ride home, greedy dickhead!
      Originally posted by BradM
      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
      Originally posted by Leah
      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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      • #93
        Originally posted by aCid View Post
        Gotcha.


        WORK WARNING YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!


        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-axgr8T9Zk

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        • #94
          Originally posted by talisman View Post
          WORK WARNING YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!


          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-axgr8T9Zk
          Holy FUCK HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She was hot too.

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          • #95
            Originally posted by aCid View Post
            Holy FUCK HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She was hot too.
            Best sitcom on television. Gratuitous hot bitches, tit shots, and one of the most consistently funny shows that's ever been aired.
            Originally posted by BradM
            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
            Originally posted by Leah
            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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            • #96
              Originally posted by bcoop View Post
              I think about them plenty, but I'm not trying to cover a year's worth of expenses in one ride home, greedy dickhead!
              And I'm not operating at a loss, cheap fucker!

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Chili View Post
                And I'm not operating at a loss, cheap fucker!
                I'm not a Jew!
                Originally posted by BradM
                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                Originally posted by Leah
                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                • #98
                  F you guys! I'm not coming...



                  jk. See you there.
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                  • #99
                    What in the hell happened in here?
                    Token Split Tail

                    Originally posted by slow99
                    Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                    Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                    You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                    • #100
                      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                      I'm not a Jew!
                      The two are not mutually exclusive.

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                      • #101
                        Craig - I'll trade 3 brand new tvs for a ride to/from yalls place C'mon, they'd be great Xmas gifts...

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                        • #102
                          Originally posted by Leah View Post
                          What in the hell happened in here?
                          You got pimped out... Craig called me a Jew
                          Originally posted by BradM
                          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                          Originally posted by Leah
                          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                          • #103
                            Originally posted by Katrina View Post
                            Craig - I'll trade 3 brand new tvs for a ride to/from yalls place C'mon, they'd be great Xmas gifts...
                            I will keeel you.
                            Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                            You got pimped out... Craig called me a Jew
                            Did I enjoy it, at least?
                            Token Split Tail

                            Originally posted by slow99
                            Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                            Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                            You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                            • #104
                              Originally posted by Leah View Post


                              Did I enjoy it, at least?
                              When have you not enjoyed it?
                              Originally posted by BradM
                              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                              Originally posted by Leah
                              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                              • #105
                                Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                                When have you not enjoyed it?
                                that time you gave her the rash, after you used a 2 day old loaf of french bread, four unwashed driving range golf balls, a half used tube of Crest Tarter Control Plus toothpaste, six frozen mini corndogs, and a Husky socket wrench out of your oily toolbox in the garage.

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