**Tarrant County Christmas Party 12/3/11**

[bcoop]

And I'm not operating at a loss, cheap fucker!

I'm not a Jew!

[Chili]

I think about them plenty, but I'm not trying to cover a year's worth of expenses in one ride home, greedy dickhead!

And I'm not operating at a loss, cheap fucker!

[bcoop]

Holy FUCK HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She was hot too.

Best sitcom on television. Gratuitous hot bitches, tit shots, and one of the most consistently funny shows that's ever been aired.

[Unicorn Jeff]

WORK WARNING YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-axgr8T9Zk

Holy FUCK HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She was hot too.

Gotcha.

WORK WARNING YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-axgr8T9Zk

[bcoop]

My Bronco gets about 10 mpg, that's 2 gallons round trip. That would leave me $6 to account for wear and tear, fixed costs like insurance, registration fees, tires and maintenance, and for my time (about 45 minutes round trip).

You're gonna need to think about all of these things if you ever start your business!

I think about them plenty, but I'm not trying to cover a year's worth of expenses in one ride home, greedy dickhead!

[Unicorn Jeff]

He can't rape the willing.

Unless he buys me drinks, he's not getting lucky!

Californication, Season 4, episode 4.

Gotcha.

What... In... The... Fuck... LOL

Californication, Season 4, episode 4.

[motoman]

I'm hoping to have Tanner pick my ass up because I know that pussy bitch wont drink. Then drive me home... hopefully he doesn't try and rape me. I know I'm hot but damn.

He can't rape the willing.

[Unicorn Jeff]

You know they say lack of lubrication is a sign of a sex change operation. Either that, or you've got a deviant, cockblocker monkey about to throw his own feces at you!

What... In... The... Fuck... LOL

If I have to lubricate it myself, I should get a discount.

You know they say lack of lubrication is a sign of a sex change operation. Either that, or you've got a deviant, cockblocker monkey about to throw his own feces at you!

[Chili]

Wait, wait, wait...are you pimping me out? :-\

Hell no, they couldn't afford you. You're priceless.

Barely cover your gas? I'm a whopping ten miles from you. Don't be a greedy dickhead. Nobody likes a greedy dickhead

My Bronco gets about 10 mpg, that's 2 gallons round trip. That would leave me $6 to account for wear and tear, fixed costs like insurance, registration fees, tires and maintenance, and for my time (about 45 minutes round trip).

You're gonna need to think about all of these things if you ever start your business!

[bcoop]

Wait, wait, wait...are you pimping me out? :-\

Y U MAD THO?

If he is, he is over charging! Boosh!

Bazinga!

yeah going rate for elderly hookers has been on the decline recently

If I have to lubricate it myself, I should get a discount.

[bcoop]

That will barely cover my gas. For that much I will let you park at our place and drive you there. For an extra $50 you can stay the night.

Barely cover your gas? I'm a whopping ten miles from you. Don't be a greedy dickhead. Nobody likes a greedy dickhead

[Silverback]

If he is, he is over charging! Boosh!

yeah going rate for elderly hookers has been on the decline recently