"snap out of it! you act like you've never seen a dead body before!"

[Alex]

What movie is this from?

[paul_376]

CHilds Play

[Alex]

fucking a, that was quick, yes it is

[Geor!]

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[talisman]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records,
Well I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me,
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why, so you guys can lie to get me here,
So you can, sit me here, next to Brittany Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs,
So I can sit next to Carson Daily and Fred Durst,
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV,
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he is married to Kim, he-he"
I should download the audio on mp3,
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD.
I'm sick of little girl and boy groups,
All you do is annoy me,
So I have been sent here to destroy you.

-from memory!