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  • #16
    Originally posted by jefehbk View Post
    it is not frightening...I have people at work that truly seemed mortified that I have a $50 flip phone that was probably outdated 5 yrs ago instead of spending $XXX.00 dollars on a smart phone.
    Oh ok, you get where I am coming from. Most people act like they would go crazy without a smart phone. I have never carried a phone on a regular basis. I own a $15 a month flip phone but don't carry it usually unless I am driving a long distance.
    Originally posted by racrguy
    What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
    Originally posted by racrguy
    Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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    • #17
      I call bullshit.


      They must have shoplifted from Krispy Kreme.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
        I call bullshit.


        They must have shoplifted from Krispy Kreme.
        Never steal food from a cops plate....true story

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
          Not really, I didn't get all that excited. I was kind of wanting the idiots to get blasted. Although I was worried about buckshot hitting my windshield. The guy driving was some tatted up mexican dude with a basketball jersey on and the other two were do-rag wearing tank top baller looking kids. I don't know who they carjacked but I hope they get sweet butt love tonight at Lewis Derrick's pleasure palace.
          LMAO @ Lewis Derrick's pleasure palace !!

          Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
          I call bullshit.
          Yep. We don't know the other side of the story.

          -Aaron

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Samhain View Post
            Well you weren't in Garland...
            HA HA...If you have never lived in Garland, you wouldn't understand this statement. They don't fuck around over there...

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            • #21
              Cop: BTW, your inspection is out.

              Alan: Tell that to the registered owner I left hanging at the intersection two blocks back.

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              • #22
                Cop: "Do you know your inspection is out?"

                Me: "No but if you'll hum a few bars I can fake it..."
                Originally posted by racrguy
                What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                Originally posted by racrguy
                Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post

                  Mr. shotgun comes up to me after they get them cuffed and stuffed and says "They carjacked that car right down the street and (looks at my inspection) by the way your inspection is out (it is)".

                  ....

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
                    Mr. shotgun comes up to me after they get them cuffed and stuffed and says "They carjacked that car right down the street and (looks at my inspection) by the way your inspection is out (it is)".

                    I say "I was just hoping the shotgun wasn't for my inspection". He laughs and tells me to get out of there....
                    Stop breaking the law, asshole!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                      dammit...

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                      • #26
                        No baseball bat no care.

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                        • #27
                          Now that's some pucker factor there...
                          Originally posted by Jester
                          Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
                          He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
                          Originally posted by Denny
                          What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
                          FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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                          • #28
                            that will teach you to be down there at the rub and tugs instead of at work Al!

                            god bless.
                            It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                              that will teach you to be down there at the rub and tugs instead of at work Al!

                              god bless.
                              But on Tuesday night the Tokyo Tan has the happy ending for free and I'm jewish so you know I can't resist a good deal...
                              Originally posted by racrguy
                              What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                              Originally posted by racrguy
                              Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                              • #30
                                I like to hear when the popo actually does something helpful!
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