constipated

[cool cat]

See the Popeyes thread for a cure.

[Sean88gt]

Ate a bean/meat/green chile burrito today and I might as well have swallowed 4" PVC pipe the way shit flew through me.

[JC316]

[Fern]

heroin is a helluva drug.

[1carcrazyguy]

Have you ever been so constipated you debated going to the dr/ hospital?
Shit sucked.
Discuss

Magnesium citrate is your friend. (tastes similar to 7-up) 1 BOTTLE ONLY. And be close to the restroom...... You will be able to sh** through chain link fence from 10ft and not touch a wire!!

Buy some Gatorade while you are there. You will need it over the few days to replenish.

[8mpg]

bowel obstruction?

[BradM]

Maybe if you uncork your ass it will stop the diarrhea that's been coming out of your mouth.

[LS1Goat]

drink plenty of water. have a glass of prune juice. take a dulcolax gel tab with your next few meals. you should be blowing ass in no time. if the problem continues despite traditional OTC remedies, then call you dr.

on a side note: there is one thing i could never understand about the opiate addicts i saw in the medical field. and that is dealing with the severe constipation with most taking harsh laxatives.

[mustang_revival]

Anticipation of the new twilight movie?

[Taylor]

Magnesium citrate is your friend. (tastes similar to 7-up) 1 BOTTLE ONLY. And be close to the restroom...... You will be able to sh** through chain link fence from 10ft and not touch a wire!!

Buy some Gatorade while you are there. You will need it over the few days to replenish.

Lmfao.

[stevo]

bowel obstruction?

Lodged foreign object?

Stevo

[CRASH]

I have NEVER had the problem with being constipated. It's usually the opposite. I tend to shit like a pet 'coon, depending on what I eat.

I have Crohn's as well, and I've really had to keep an eye on the food I eat. Greasy, spicy foods are like torture to my stomach.

-Aaron

[JC316]

I have NEVER had the problem with being constipated. It's usually the opposite. I tend to shit like a pet 'coon, depending on what I eat.

I have Crohn's as well, and I've really had to keep an eye on the food I eat. Greasy, spicy foods are like torture to my stomach.

-Aaron

Also never had an issue with constipation and also a crohn's sufferer. I hear that it can be a symptom though.

[mikeb]

A sausage burrito from McDonald's makes me shit within 20 minutes of eating it, every time. Cheap and effective if panchos is unavailable.