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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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I just emailed this to him.Comment
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Plz dont ruin this movie. Kthnx.Comment
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Good movie but Christmas is still a ways off.Comment
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Damn I thought that sounded familiar. Chevy is the man.Comment
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I always jump the gun with christmas. My christmas lights are going up this week end and the tree by thanksgiving. Just finished watching it and I laughed like it was the first time i'd seen it.Originally posted by 2011GT View PostComment
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I can watch Christmas Vacation any tine of the year? Merry Christmas, shitters full.Comment
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Can't see the line, can you Russ?Comment
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The oldest one's in rehab gettin cured off the Wild TurkeyComment
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Heck, you might just be behind this year. As I was driving around town the other night I noticed several people had their trees lit up in the their window and some even had lights on outside. I put our tree up yesterday and did some of the indoor decorating. My excuse is we're doing both holidays early so I have to enjoy my tree a bit early.Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View PostComment
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Bump cause I'm watching this gem againComment
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Great movie!!!Why put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the next day?
-Fred SanfordComment
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