Now That's a Nice Propeller. Whoops, Lost My Hand.

[SEB]

Damn I could spare a couple fingers I guess for 200k

[jammeejamm]

and never again have the plush, snug fitting feeling of a pair of isotoners? forget that.

i will just do what i have been doing, paying attention to what i am doing and looking both ways before i cross the street.

did the clown that walked into the fountain get new clothes and a phone? she finds out about this, she probably will be trying soon.

[Sgt Beavis]

I'm surprised she's not trying to sue the plane's manufacturer. It's clear that they designed a defective and unsafe device from the beginning.

Damn moron.

[bcoop]

Rusty hook. Refuse to bang.

I dated an amputee. Amputation was about mid forearm, so she was missing ER hand and about 1/3 of her arm. We call her Lefty.

[unkoricky]

I remember when i went to The Clubhouse about 4-5 years ago, there was a one arm stripper.

That was the last time i went there haha.

[bcoop]

I remember when i went to The Clubhouse about 4-5 years ago, there was a one arm stripper.

That was the last time i went there haha.

Hmmm.... I wonder if she moved back to Dallas.

[unkoricky]

Hmmm.... I wonder if she moved back to Dallas.

LOL so you are being serious?

[bcoop]

LOL so you are being serious?

You think I'd make that shit up? A couple people from here met her once or twice.

[Geor!]

You think I'd make that shit up? A couple people from here met her once or twice.

Ever get a double "handed" handjob from her?

[bcoop]

Ever get a double "handed" handjob from her?

lol, no.

[Geor!]

lol, no.

Probably would have been pretty fucking cool, dude.

[bcoop]

Probably would have been pretty fucking cool, dude.

I prefer grip, over something just sliding up and down the side.

[Geor!]

I prefer grip, over something just sliding up and down the side.

You'd get the best of both worlds though!!!1

[Ted]

She didn't accept the settlement yesterday because she was getting out of the plane, and not a passanger? I wished the captain would turn around and sue her for the cost of getting the plane detailed, and mental distress.

[SS Junk]

lol, no.

You were too busy sitting on her stump.