White Elephant gift ideas?

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Richard Cheese CD!!!

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Perfect clay targets!

Funny I was ask to leave a dollar store a while back, they had a shit load of obma plates 2 for a buck. So I grabbed 10.00 worth and went to check out. The lady ask me what I was going to do with so many plates, I told her I was going to use them for skeet. She went all crazy and wouldn't sell me any and ask me to leave or she would call the cops.

Guess the color of the person??