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    I huffed 2 cans of gold spraypaint & went off-roadin'!! YEEEE HAAAAWWWW!!!!

    Well I decided to go check out lake Kirby. If you live in Abilene you know what I'm talking about. My truck is only a 2wd. But I figured I was only gonna look around and not go mudding. I got pretty deep in and got up on a hill that we usually hang out on and hung out and drank a few beers. By a few I mean only three. I decided it was time to go get something g to eat and left. On my way out I decided to take a different rout out. It looked innocent but unfortunately I slid off in some ruts and now when I put it in gear I have one tire that just spins and no movement is made. I'm a dumbass. Figured y'all should be the first to know. Bout to call a buddy that is at work right now and see if he has a strap or chain. Oh yeah........I trash a beautiful pair of Nacona square toe ostrich belly boots trying to self recover.



    Flame away. Have fun with it.......I know I'm retarded.
    Why put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the next day?
    -Fred Sanford
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    You fucking retard.
    Originally posted by talisman
    I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
    Originally posted by AdamLX
    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
    Because fuck you, that's why
    Originally posted by 80coupe
    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
    Originally posted by Rick Modena
    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
    Originally posted by Jester
    Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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    • #3
      Yep
      Why put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the next day?
      -Fred Sanford

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      • #4
        hey dumbass it's 3 o'clock in the morning!

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        • #5
          No shit sherlock. I work nights and am off shift right now. This is my daytime as it compares to you all. Still no excuse.




          Y'all do keep me entertained though.
          Why put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the next day?
          -Fred Sanford

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          • #6
            mommy and daddy won't you drink at home?

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            • #7
              If only I still lived at home. Life would be much cheaper.
              Why put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the next day?
              -Fred Sanford

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              • #8
                Actually for this site, that wasnt retarded at all. Hope you got out you jackwagon
                -Blaine

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                • #9
                  Title sums it up

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                  • #10
                    You need lockers and 4x4 driving training

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                    • #11
                      Well just woke up and my buddy is bout to get off work and come give me a tug. Wish I had some lockers or 4x4 in general.
                      Why put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the next day?
                      -Fred Sanford

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                      • #12
                        haha, you had to spend the night in the truck? That sucks ass.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by oh1bullitt View Post
                          Well just woke up and my buddy is bout to get off work and come give me a tug. Wish I had some lockers or 4x4 in general.
                          wtf?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by BradM View Post
                            wtf?
                            lmao
                            www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                            • #15
                              Shouldn't you be giving your buddy a tug for helping you out? You've got some generous friends.

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