My crazy friday night. . . . (long read)

[bcoop]

It will not be my tits that hit you!!!

Even if it's your fists, that's fine. I'm in to kinky shit like that. But be warned, don't start something you can't finish. You can't come in and get me all hot and bothered, then say "I'm married" or some stupid shit like that. You get me going, you better do something with it!

[Snatch Napkin]

I meant my break down/synopsis of the events to explain why it happened.

Bitches Going Bonkers is not.

I am 95% certain I hit the nail on the head.

You most likely did.

Luckily, being older, I can now predict how things will go down well before it happening, so I can sidestep these rookie mistakes.

[bcoop]

The one on the left is amanda, this is Ashley:


Body pic of ashley:

WOAH, that broad is fucking UGLY! Mr Ed Much? I mean, don't get me wrong. I've banged worse. But I certainly wasn't on the internet bragging about it!

[Mike]

[DON SVO]

i agree that she was probably trying to back out, but i'm sure there's a less than bat shit crazy way of doing it.

You wanted to fuck Ashley, at that point she did not.

Since in her mind it was you-you-you, she wanted to feel like she was still special (lets go to the strip club, pay my way in, buy me a dance, etc) and MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU than the other broad you wanted to prong.

You would've sealed the deal if you wouldn't have been a cheap fuck and bought that bitch a ton of drinks and let her get grinded on by some naked sluts. Naked girls grinding on the broad you're trying to coax into three-way sex with ANOTHER GIRL might have been the ticket to get her juice box dripping.



F A I L.

[MutherjuggZ]

i agree that she was probably trying to back out, but i'm sure there's a less than bat shit crazy way of doing it.

Wait wait wait... you preplanned a 3-some ....that included actual dinner in public and not off naked bodies...... a month in advance?!

[CexMashean]

lol, regardless, i'm kind of glad i found out how crazy she was now, instead of down the road with more time and money invested.

[bcoop]

This is why you NEVER even MENTION a threesome with a chick you are dating. EVER! NEVA EVA EVA EVA EVA! It can't end well. It won't end well. It never has ended well. And you can take that to the bank. You and the one you're in a relationship will split up, could be for many different reasons. She thinks she can't satisfy you, she thinks she's not enough, blah blah blah. She will find someone else that is satisfied with her, and start fucking them instead. Thats the only way this scenario plays out.



Threesomes are for friends with benefits, and bar sluts. That's it. You have much to learn, young padawan.

[CexMashean]

Wait wait wait... you preplanned a 3-some ....that included actual dinner in public and not off naked bodies...... a month in advance?!

Dinner? What?
No, alcohol and something for them to get to know each other, then from there, go and do whatever, then return home to more alcohol.

And i'm kind of glad it didn't end well. I got to see the insanity of the woman. I'd rather not be in another situation later where she's at my house and calls the cops like she did.

[MutherjuggZ]

You most likely did.

Luckily, being older, I can now predict how things will go down well before it happening, so I can sidestep these rookie mistakes.

Not even hurricanes deter my path of intent when I've made plans for some cack LOL!!!!

[jammeejamm]

bummer. i bet the ashley girl would have licked your asshole, she looks like the type. not so good looking, but very eager to please.

[dville_gt]

You wanted to fuck Ashley, at that point she did not.

Since in her mind it was you-you-you, she wanted to feel like she was still special (lets go to the strip club, pay my way in, buy me a dance, etc) and MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU than the other broad you wanted to prong.

You would've sealed the deal if you wouldn't have been a cheap fuck and bought that bitch a ton of drinks and let her get grinded on by some naked sluts. Naked girls grinding on the broad you're trying to coax into three-way sex with ANOTHER GIRL might have been the ticket to get her juice box dripping.



F A I L.

don is hilarious

[bcoop]

And i'm kind of glad it didn't end well. I got to see the insanity of the woman. I'd rather not be in another situation later where she's at my house and calls the cops like she did.

Once again, amateur mistake. If you had any game at all, you'd have taken her crazy ass back to the house and nailed that bitch to a wall.

The crazier they are, the better they are in bed. This is somewhere around 15 years of case studies and experience talking. My best friend, found the one exception to the rule. This one chick he dated was nuttier than squirrel turds, and absolutely terrible in bed. So bad, he would pretend to be asleep, so she wouldn't try and fuck him.

[Hmbre97]

Hmmm, this makes more sense now, lulz

[MutherjuggZ]

Dinner? What?
No, alcohol and something for them to get to know each other, then from there, go and do whatever, then return home to more alcohol.

And i'm kind of glad it didn't end well. I got to see the insanity of the woman. I'd rather not be in another situation later where she's at my house and calls the cops like she did.

My bad, I thought I read y'all met for dinner at first, then off to the tit-bar. Either way, that shit has to happen spur of the moment with people you are truly cool with, that are truly cool with you, that you don't have a bunch of feelings for.