Hilarious/goofy names

[mstng86]

Rusty Bonin

[thomasblively]

T9C went to school with me...

[BradM]

This dude is getting a divorce after wearing a beard and living on Fagg drive.

[mk5.0]

Phat phuc.

[01vnms4v]

Dorian Othello Guilbeau aka nickname DOG.

Did it on purpose. But its a white chick that married a black guy. I know her and still thinks she is an idiot, cause its also her high school BF.

[Rreemo]

I went to school with an Asian girl named Yung Ho. Also used to work with a girl named Tonail Brown...she always corrected people, "it's wif an O...Toe-Nail!" (bet you can't guess her ethnicity).

[FastFox]

Funny Names

I used to write Letters To The Editor in my local newspaper under the names....Mrs. Alotta Whitemen, Mrs. Minnie White Peeples, and J.C. Screws. They all got printed. I laughed my ass off.

[0393gt]

I work with a guy named Young Ho.

[hotrodcobra]

I knew a guy from Mo named Dick Little. Why he didn't go by Richard I will never know.

[AdRock]

My sister was an elementary school teacher and had some kids with strange names.

ABCD - pronounced absidee

There were some sisters in her class. One was Porsche, one was Lexus, the third was Mercedes, and last but not least Kia Sephia. LOL. That's 3 strippers and a retard.

[CJ]

My sister was an elementary school teacher and had some kids with strange names.

ABCD - pronounced absidee

There were some sisters in her class. One was Porsche, one was Lexus, the third was Mercedes, and last but not least Kia Sephia. LOL. That's 3 strippers and a retard.

Mercedes is actually a classy aristocratic spanish name, it means Grace. At least, use to be classy. The automotive pioneer named the company after his daughter. So I guess it came full circle, except it started out as a respectable name, and transitioned to materialistic crassness.

[Craizie]

My sister was an elementary school teacher and had some kids with strange names.

ABCD - pronounced absidee

There were some sisters in her class. One was Porsche, one was Lexus, the third was Mercedes, and last but not least Kia Sephia. LOL. That's 3 strippers and a retard.

Sounds to me the dad was saving for a Porsche - knocked the ol lady up and was like fuck it, I'm getting a Porsche. He kept setting his sights lower and lower with each daughter.

[Moose242]

I knew a guy from Mo named Dick Little. Why he didn't go by Richard I will never know.

Well, pretty wise really. I bet few people forget that dude's name.


On a side note, my Dad was dead set on naming me Hubbard and calling me Hub. Thank God my mom vetoed that shit.

[helosailor]

Could have been worse, he could have named you Ballard, or Ball for short.