uhhh.... buy my car or come get it on friday cause i'm gonna kill my self

[80coupe]

lolz

[TEAMJACOB]

ok so im texting this guy for just a few exchanges and here is how it goes. not sure what to do but i kinda believe he is sincere.
me/ can i get pics of the mustang
him/ sent one pic
me/ is that the only one you have?
him/ yes currently all i have is this old flip phone to take pics with. sorry its as the ad says. basic, cheap transportation
me/ i understand. i am interested but needed a better idea of the car before driving to austin
him/ i will try a better shot tomorrow
me/ its 4 cylinder 5 spd right?
him/ auto
me/ ok does it have ac heat cd player? i lost the ad on craigslist
him/ yes sont cd remote factory air not working manual windows cloth seats ..just an old hoopty
me/does the ac blow just not cold or not blow at all
him/ fan works compressor doesnt
me/ok is the interior trashed? seats stained, ripped, broke, carpet stained missing pieces?
him/ look its just an old stang, stained but not torn console lid broke headliner is toast
him/ i'll take 700 now after friday its no use... i will be broke and will commit suicide.. need the cash now
him/ is that enough information?
him/ like i said if its not sold by friday you can come get it from estate. i need the money or you can keep it for my son
me/man...hold on a sec....
me/ is the car in austin (asked to stall for a bit)

i have no idea who this guy is and this is the only conversation i have had with him

[idrivea4banger]

I got dibs on his wallet

[Jyard]

I'm confused.

[krazy kris]

what time is the suicide I like to be punctual

[Cobraman]

Wha?

[sc281]

cause i'm gonna kill my self

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That's part of the deal,right?

I'm in for a group buy. How much?

[TEAMJACOB]

Give me a sec to get my laptop up. Input needed.