My sheep story VERY NSFW

[talisman]

I'm sitting in my car on my lunch break at a park reading Detective Story by Imre Kertesz, and this lifted Dodge pile of shit rolls by my open window. I glance up and there is a sheep in the back. Okay. Guy parks, opens the tailgate, has the sheep jump down, throws a long rope around his neck. Pulls a bicycle out the bed, jumps on, and hauls ass down a path with the sheep running behind him. And now that I'm typing this out, no, it wasn't Ryan. I'm a little confused over here.

[onemeangixxer7502]

I'm sitting in my car on my lunch break at a park reading Detective Story by Imre Kertesz, and this lifted Dodge pile of shit rolls by my open window. I glance up and there is a sheep in the back. Okay. Guy parks, opens the tailgate, has the sheep jump down, throws a long rope around his neck. Pulls a bicycle out the bed, jumps on, and hauls ass down a path with the sheep running behind him. And now that I'm typing this out, no, it wasn't Ryan. I'm a little confused over here.

did you square him up and threaten to kick his sheeps ass?

[mstng86]

Lunch date with the misses?


Side note: I am not sure who is more creepy, the guy in his car at a park all alone, or the guy taking his sheep girl for a run.

[GhostTX]

Did he call the sheep "Shaun"?

[Steve]

did you square him up and threaten to kick his sheeps ass?

lmao!

[Vertnut]

Did both come back with a smile on their face?

[Osiris]

Baah. Eric you've told better stories.

[Alex]

Geor and his lover

[Silverback]

did you square him up and threaten to kick his sheeps ass?

i laughed

[talisman]

did you square him up and threaten to kick his sheeps ass?

Fuck no. That bastard was pretty big!(the sheep)

[Gtracer]

note: I am not sure who is more creepy, the guy in his car at a park all alone.

Only creepy if you park facing the playground...otherwise you could be just enjoying the day, smoking some cancer...waiting on an asian whore to drive up to give you a BJ...I mean there are alot of things to do in a park that are not creepy

[Gtracer]

Fuck no. That bastard was pretty big!(the sheep)

But your 6'3'' and 190lbs....come on man

[talisman]

Yeah, it's probably all wool anyway. I'm going to go scream at it and make it faint, then push the guy off his bike into the pond!

[Gtracer]

Yeah, it's probably all wool anyway. I'm going to go scream at it and make it faint, then push the guy off his bike into the pond!

I picture this with Will Ferrel doing the screaming and pushing....lol

[talisman]

Nice thread title change, faggots!