Drunk post!

[Leah]

You sissies always do it after 10 PM! It's not even Noon here yet! Fucking skink as a drunk! Bwahahmeatlof !

Hickory dickiry deek
The drinks here are too weak
I lost 10 dollars at black jack
And I saw a hooker.
Fuck that doesn't rhyme
I'm still on the throne
In my phone
All alone

They're gonna know that I was shitting
Fuck the urinal, I'm sitting
Drunk in Vegas, now that's fitting
I hope I get to see some titties!

Fucking awesome! Over/under if he comes back the same way I did when I went with Craig for the first time?

You better make sure you eat at Hash Hash a go-go. It's in the Imperial Palace. Get the stuffed meatloaf. Oh-My-God....

[ELVIS]

Chiming in drunk from H town. Ball on balla'

God bless.

[jluv]

I don't know how people can operate a PC when drunk. I always want to vomit every time I sit down in front of a PC hammered.

iPhone!

[ceyko]

I don't know how people can operate a PC when drunk. I always want to vomit every time I sit down in front of a PC hammered.

[TeeShock]

In Vegas, it's proper courtesy to stand and fold.

Knowing when to fold in Vegas is crucial

[livinglegend_86]

Hickory dickiry deek
The drinks here are too weak
I lost 10 dollars at black jack
And I saw a hooker.
Fuck that doesn't rhyme
I'm still on the throne
In my phone
All alone

They're gonna know that I was shitting
Fuck the urinal, I'm sitting
Drunk in Vegas, now that's fitting
I hope I get to see some titties!

Heh, that was pretty damn good.

[Tyrone Biggums]

Unlike the bathrooms at my work with the potriding TP nbox, this shitter doth not Haveth a place to set my phone while I wipe!

In Vegas, it's proper courtesy to stand and fold.

[GrayStangGT]

LMAO, I need to go back to vegas

[jluv]

Unlike the bathrooms at my work with the potriding TP nbox, this shitter doth not Haveth a place to set my phone while I wipe!

[jluv]

You should give us a drunk poem about your adventure so far.

Hickory dickiry deek
The drinks here are too weak
I lost 10 dollars at black jack
And I saw a hooker.
Fuck that doesn't rhyme
I'm still on the throne
In my phone
All alone

They're gonna know that I was shitting
Fuck the urinal, I'm sitting
Drunk in Vegas, now that's fitting
I hope I get to see some titties!

lmao, I'd say I hope you two have fun, but it appears I'm too late!

[BradM]

Nice!

[Rick Modena]

Drunk?!?!? Sir I have yet to be drunk, BARF!!!!!

[lowthreeohz]

LMAO! Have a good time man, and if ya'll need anything give me a holla

[347Mike]

You should give us a drunk poem about your adventure so far.