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  • #31
    Jester would trip on Yo Gabba Gabba

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    • #32
      Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
      Jester would trip on Yo Gabba Gabba
      All he would see was a big red dildo.

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      • #33
        Show her the movie Alien and tell her if she misbehaves that thing will jump out of her stomach. Enjoy the silence.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
          Easy tiger....easy

          You must explain, when guys take care of kids we have a more lax set of rules apparently...

          <===has not watched Dora, Bratz or ya gabba grabba...whatever
          i think we are about to watch Roadhouse.
          May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
          Semper Fi

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          • #35
            Originally posted by talisman View Post
            Show her the movie Alien and tell her if she misbehaves that thing will jump out of her stomach. Enjoy the silence.
            lol, she was not very happy when I woke her up to go to school the other day in my Leatherface mask. And then she put it on and loved it.
            kids these days...

            At this very second she is watching Bratz while practicing with her Luke Skywalker light saber.
            May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
            Semper Fi

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Jester View Post
              i think we are about to watch Roadhouse.
              Ah, saw that when I was about 8 for the first time...all I remember was boobs
              Originally posted by Sean88gt
              You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
              Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
              You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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              • #37
                hell yeah, she just ripped a huge fart!
                May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                Semper Fi

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                • #38
                  Put on some Scooby Doo and call it good.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by juiceweezl View Post
                    Put on some Scooby Doo and call it good.
                    ah, good call. or some songebob. i can watch spongebob. Im fuckign lost on this Bratz show. wtf? now the frog is on fire and there are fucking gnomes and shit
                    May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                    Semper Fi

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                    • #40
                      I fully plan on introducing my son to TMNT by then.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Jester View Post
                        ah, good call. or some songebob. i can watch spongebob. Im fuckign lost on this Bratz show. wtf? now the frog is on fire and there are fucking gnomes and shit
                        Phineas and Fern...or Ferb is about the only one I can handle. Took care of my wife's 3yo niece and 1yo nephew the other day and the cartoon network is all I have
                        Originally posted by Sean88gt
                        You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                        Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                        You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                          It's effin' trash and is inappropriate for a 4 yr old. She should be sticking with Dora and Yo Gabba Gabba.
                          DJ Lance Rock up in this piece!

                          god bless.
                          It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                            I fully plan on introducing my son to TMNT by then.
                            What if you have a daughter?
                            Originally posted by Sean88gt
                            You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                            Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                            You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                              What if you have a daughter?
                              if i have a daughter, I still don't see a flaw in my decision.

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                              • #45
                                okay, the gnomes, or dwarfs, are woman haters and they made the brat clean their house and cook for them while they practiced their boy band songs. lulz
                                May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                                Semper Fi

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