Happy steak and BJ Day

[crapstang]

Oh happy day, you better run home and tell your boyfriend.

Nope. utilizing the GF

[Wicked98Snake]

I've never seen that before haha, pretty sweet

Oh happy day, you better run home and tell your boyfriend.

[crapstang]

I've never seen that before haha, pretty sweet

[Osiris]

And she said she needs to test some of those advanced techniques out on me before she comes home.

Just make sure she isn't tired when she comes back home.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I sent it to the lady

And she said she needs to test some of those advanced techniques out on me before she comes home.

[Osiris]

That site rocks - specifically the Advanced Techniques for BJ's -

Bout damn time some women learned how to do it right. Self Help video style.

I sent it to the lady

[Binky]

http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/

That site rocks - specifically the Advanced Techniques for BJ's -

Bout damn time some women learned how to do it right. Self Help video style.

[centexchick]

Too bad it's on a school night. You should be more considerate of our schedules when you make your travel plans, dickhead.

you know....he could fly into Austin or something.....hell....I need my ginger fix.....

[VaderTT]

Shit nukka I know I'm almost as hot as your girl so you must be getting our names mixed up! But damn man... I guess I'm gonna jack off in tears tonight thinking about this day. Anyone have dogs that like peanut butter?
Just kidding, don't arrest me!

Bubba?

JK dude, I'm not getting steak either.

Check craigslist...

I posted up a CL add, nicely worded, requesting a female to jerk off my un-fixord male bully. Stated that it did not require nudity and had to be a chick because my dog's a homophobe. It was flagged in like 20 seconds.

[HenryJ]

We are offering a discounts on steaks tonight in honor of the holiday lol

Are your blowjob's still regular price?

[Gtracer]

Anyone have dogs that like peanut butter?

Check craigslist...

[mstng86]

Shit nukka I know I'm almost as hot as your girl so you must be getting our names mixed up! But damn man... I guess I'm gonna jack off in tears tonight thinking about this day. Anyone have dogs that like peanut butter?


Just kidding, don't arrest me!

Depends. Do you like it a little rough?

[Unicorn Jeff]

Shit.....Jeff invited me over for steak tonight.

guess you're bringin the blow job!

Hell no! He invited me, he can prepare the damn blow job! I'll bring a bottle of cheap wine.

Shit nukka I know I'm almost as hot as your girl so you must be getting our names mixed up! But damn man... I guess I'm gonna jack off in tears tonight thinking about this day. Anyone have dogs that like peanut butter?


Just kidding, don't arrest me!

[OrangeChevyII]

Yeah buddy!!

[halo/horns]

We are offering a discounts on steaks tonight in honor of the holiday lol