Where to Invest no days?

[slow99]

For about 90% of investors he is dead on. Alp, Slow, 01WC are the exceptions, not the rule.

True, but certainly nobody would suggest that a non-advanced investor is going to successfully time markets (I would contend that an advanced investor couldn't). For a long-term investor it's senseless to worry about market timing, just put a little to work at a time selecting different entry points.

Then again, the OP never said his investment opportunities were limited to equity markets.

[War Machine]

Buy 30k worth of Dinars. You'll be a billionaire!

For about 90% of investors he is dead on. Alp, Slow, 01WC are the exceptions, not the rule.

This is DFWM, we are ALL the exception!

[sc281]

Yeah, there is definitely no money to be made in the market right now, since it's at a high level. What are all these clowns thinking? I bet AL P is gonna be broke as a joke!

For about 90% of investors he is dead on. Alp, Slow, 01WC are the exceptions, not the rule.

seriously, considering stock while the market is at one of it's highest levels since when? um no thanks.

Yeah, there is definitely no money to be made in the market right now, since it's at a high level. What are all these clowns thinking? I bet AL P is gonna be broke as a joke!

[sc281]

What we can do is take this and put it into a triple leveraged inverse ETF and hedge it with a........and IT'S GONE.

[forbes]

i can guarantee a 1000% percent return. you need to buy my little brother a new sport bike and 1 kilo of good coke... then get a life insurance policy on him, i need 10 percent

[Grape]

seriously, considering stock while the market is at one of it's highest levels since when? um no thanks.

[mustang1200]

Am I the only one that thinks hookers and blow?

Winning!

[KBScobravert]

Am I the only one that thinks hookers and blow?

[Wicked98Snake]

Invest in spell check

[Shorty]

I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...

[slow99]

This will be entertaining, as always, I'm sure.

[unkoricky]

Let me borrow $1,500



I'm gonna loan this one guy $1,500. He said he'd agree to pay me back 4k within the year. After he pays me back, you'll get 3k and i'll get a grand back.

We both win.

[FreightTrain]

Another idea is to go into business with whiteboy as a silent partner. Front him the cash to buy clapped out foxbodies. Then send them to Seb's painter that only charges $500 and you will triple your money in 3 months.


Disclaimer: If this idea works I want 10% of all profits.